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Toy Bead Recall

By: Meredith Daniels (C)
Submitted: Nov 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Christmas

198 Jokes  13 Videos

Toy Bead RecallA Chinese toy maker has recalled millions of toy beads after scientists found they contain a chemical that converts into a powerful date rape drug when ingested.

In other news...singer R. Kelly was seen completing his Christmas shopping early this year.

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" GOING ROUGE " aka " DIARY OF A MAD HOUSEWIFE " ON SALE NOW

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Nov 13, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Sarah Palin

289 Jokes  8 Videos

Sarah Palin's new book " Going Rouge " will be released in paperback just in time for the holiday season . You can obtain a copy at most local 99 cent stores . Look for it next to the Clapper and Chia Pet .   


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Wal-Mart is now selling caskets

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Walmart

85 Jokes  3 Videos

Wal-Mart is offering an employee discount on all caskets--good news for Wal-Mart greeters.   


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Shoe Fact.

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 12, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Shopping

135 Jokes  5 Videos

It is believed that people have been wearing shoes for more than 10,000 years.  ***MARLAR: Which means most likely the first thing Eve said to Adam was, “let’s go shopping.”

 

 


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Married at Wal-Mart

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Walmart

85 Jokes  3 Videos

A Florida couple is in the news for getting married in a Wal-Mart where they met. ***MARLAR: When you get such a great markdown on spouses, you gotta jump on it!

 


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Here's Your Sign

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 16, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Shopping

135 Jokes  5 Videos

Attention all shoppers: taking the stairs protects your heart. That's the message researchers tried at a U.K. shopping mall by putting up colorful signs along the steps of a staircase, and it worked. Over six weeks, use of the stairway next to an escalator more than doubled. Normally, about 4 percent of people at the mall take the stairs but after adding the signs, that went up to nearly 10 percent.  ***MARLAR: Signs can be pretty powerful.  The one I can’t keep from following – “All You Can Eat.”

 

 


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Brewers Keeping Fielder

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 12, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Milwaukee Brewers

33 Jokes

The Brewers are telling teams they have no intention of shopping Prince Fielder. That's a shame. They could make a fortune if they sold him by the pound.


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Wal-Mart Caskets

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Walmart

85 Jokes  3 Videos

In addition to buying your groceries, shampoo and cleaning supplies at Wal-Mart, you can add another discounted item to your list: A casket. Yes, Wal-Mart has started selling caskets at prices that undercut most funeral homes. However, Wal-Mart's caskets are only available online from the company's web site. The selection of 15 caskets and dozens of urns ranges in price from $999 to $3,199. Most are under $2,000.  ***MARLAR: Wal-Mart actually created demand for caskets after so many of their customers were killed by the falling prices.

 


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Swine flu poses a special threat to those who are obese

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Swine Flu

74 Jokes  3 Videos

In related news, Al Gore was seen yesterday in a "Big and Tall" store shopping for a hazmat suit.


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Jewels and Diamonds

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Walmart

85 Jokes  3 Videos

Tourists in Amsterdam who want to see some of the expensive diamonds and gems the city is known for will no longer have to visit a museum or a diamond house. The city's biggest department store now has around $1.5 million worth of jewelry on display in its front window.  ***MARLAR: Wal-Mart has had a clear-glass display for its fine jewelry for years. It's called a gumball machine.

 

 


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Wal-Mart Has a Heart?

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 13, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Walmart

85 Jokes  3 Videos

Walmart has announced that it will aggressively expand its $10 toy program for the 2009 holiday season. Last year the program applied to a total of ten toys, and this year they say it will apply to over 100 toys.   ***MARLAR: In other words, they could’ve afforded to give you a break last year, but decided to stick it to you instead?

 


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