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Sheriff takes Shaq's badge away

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 25, 2008
Category: News  
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Shaquille O'Neal

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Shaquille O’Neal will lose his special deputy’s badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

I think they should have taken his badge away for not being a cop.

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Ahmadinejad wins in landslide

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 15, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Shaquille O'Neal

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And what made this victory extra sweet is he proved he could win without Shaquille O'Neal. 


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LeBron Eyes the Prize

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 12, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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LeBron James

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LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal say they both want the same thing this season: to avoid being shot by Delonte West.
 


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Shaq Wants 2 Year Deal

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jun 10, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Shaquille O'Neal

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Shaquille O'Neal reportedly wants a two-year contract. We're keeping our fingers crossed that it's not a recording contract.
 


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Shaq on Twitter

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Mar 22, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Twitter

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Shaquille O'Neal recently tweeted at halftime in a game against the Wizards. His updates aren't nearly as entertaining as imagining someone with hands that big typing on a Blackberry.


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It's all in the Marketing........

By: JLH  (C)
Submitted: Sep 8, 2009
Category: Political  
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Maybe if Obama sells some 125.00 shoes or makes a poster of himself slamming a ball into a net with his balls in 'Shaq's face people won't mind so much that he's telling our kids to stay in school and not be morons while in school.


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Shaq To Face Amateurs

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 21, 2009
Category: Sports  
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In a new reality show, Shaquille O'Neal will face off against athletes in sports he doesn't play.  He got the idea after watching the Washington Nationals try their hand at baseball.


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Billy Mays other failed solgans

By: James O'Neil (C)
Submitted: Aug 9, 2009
Category: News  
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Billy Mays

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Kaboom... actually the name of Billy May's first born son...

Kaboom... the name of Billy May's wife's dildo when he is out of town...

Kaboom... cuz magic stick was taken...

Kaboom... also the name of Shaq's penis....

Mighty Putty... when seamen and water just don't cut it...

Ultimate Chopper... the multiple chop your food and your coke chopper...

The Awesome Auger... when Oxi clean isn't enough now you can bury your dead...   


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Shaq Challenges Lance Armstrong

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: May 27, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Lance Armstrong

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Shaquille O'Neal has challenged Lance Armstrong in a bike race. Shaq plans on carrying his.


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Shaq to Cleveland

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jun 25, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Cleveland

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Shaquille O'Neal has been traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers. The city is hoping that he can also help Jacobs Field look less empty.


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Cavs Send eCards

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Cleveland Cavaliers

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The Cleveland Cavaliers plan to save $40,000 by switching from paper Christmas cards to electronic ones. It was either that or charge Shaquille O'Neal a nickel every time he missed a free throw.


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