TV infomercial actor Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow Guy, was arrested after a violent confrontation with a prostitute who bit his tongue after he kissed her.

He is expected to receive a disease in 6-8 weeks. 

Congrats to TBS who broadcast the game last night.  According to last night's TV ratings, TBS won the all-important 2 a.m-3 a.m.. time slot edging out a ShamWow infomercial on Lifetime. 

TV Pitchman Billy Mays was found dead in his home Sunday morning.  Cause of death is still unknown.  However, Billy was on a flight that had a hard landing and hit his head very hard.  Billy also complained about not feeling well before going to bed to his wife. 

Devasted the Sham Wow guy was quoted as saying "I guess the German's didn't make that plane because you know they make good stuff." 

So it seems famous pitchmen Billy Mays died from instant heart failure. But just to be sure, police are searching his home and neighborhood for wadded-up shamwows and blood-stained slap-chops.  

Friends of David Carradine said he was just fine before going to Bangkok.  Coincidentally . . . friends of that Sham Wow guy said the same thing, only they weren't talking about Thailand.

ShamWow Parody - It's amazing!!!

Famous pitchman Billy Mays died unexpectedly in Florida.His territory will be absorbed by the Sham Wow guy. 

An infomercial advertising a $49.95 D-I-Y funeral was squeezed out of Billy at the coroner's office. The ShamWow Germans vill do za menufecturink!

In women's basketball, the #9 Michigan State team defeated top-seeded Duke.  Not many people got to see the game, as it was pre-empted for a Sham-Wow ad. Even more shocking than the upset was seeing women's basketball make a headline. Duke coach Joanne McCallie actually used to coach Michigan State. And now she'll have the opportunity to coach elsewhere.