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Stylist and costume designer Patricia Field abruptly quit the New York production of The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing on Friday.
The cause? The supposed bad behavior of star Alec Baldwin.
"He was a monster... an absolute monster," groused Field, whose previous credits include overseeing the fashions worn by Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall on Sex and the City.
"That big ape refused to wear anything I showed him. Like this, for instance. This is a couture tube dress made of Hefty Lawn and Leaf bags, embellished with thousands of doll eyes that I glued on personally. He took one look at it and left the room. I have people begging me for the chance to wear this garment!"
According to Field, 97, other "completely fabulous" items that Baldwin allegedly balked at donning were "Lucite platforms with little real fish swimming inside them," "a fierce tufted headband made out of python skin and daisies" and "a delicious babydoll dress hand-painted to depict RuPaul having a c-section."
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I recently saw Sex and the City with my mom. She said she liked the movie because it was very sophisticated. I looked at her and was like, "didn't one of those girls end up shitting on herself in the movie" ?
If that's sophistication then I'm a genius.
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Even “Sex & the City” in its final season dealt with the medical finding that not going through a pregnancy cycle increases a woman’s risk of getting cancer. As the Kim Catrall character, Samantha, put it, “When did having a baby become your ticket out of cancer?” As well, women who interrupt a pregnancy cycle unnaturally (i.e. abort) have an increased chance of getting cancer. Not only that, but the more babies you make, the less cancer you’re supposed to have. Furthermore, breast-feeding protects you against cancer and diabetes. And of course taking birth-control pills increases one’s cancer risk. Alright already! I’ve gotten used to the idea that God really may prefer me barefoot and pregnant — and that he won’t be happy unless I’m also breast-feeding. But this latest finding is just too much: “Housework cuts breast cancer risk” The research on more than 200,000 women from nine European countries found doing household chores was far more cancer protective than playing sport. Dusting, mopping and vacuuming was also better than having a physical job.
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Out of all of the activities, only housework significantly reduced the risk of both pre- and post-menopausal women getting the disease. Housework cut breast cancer risk by 30% among the pre-menopausal women and 20% among the post-menopausal women. In my house there are no children, and a cleaning lady comes once a month. The writing is on the wall, and I can’t even be bothered to wipe it off.
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'Something significant happens to Carrie, and I think it really forces her to ask questions that you have to ask about yourself,' Sarah Jessica Parker tells MTV News.
"Losing a Guchi bag can be like, totally tragic"
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