"I will not denigrate Ms. Walters," ousted "The View" host, Star Jones, told Larry King yesterday. "I will, however, aggressively seek out SNL repeats so I may laugh at Gilda Radner's impression of her."

Roger Clemens adamantly denies a new book's claims that he took steroids.  Then, representing the last body part to change size, his nose grew. 

*This joke has also been submitted by me to Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

Jon Lovitz and Yoko Ono have signed with HBO  to portray Richard and Mayumi Heene, parents of  " Balloon Boy " Falcon  . Former Saturday Night Live star Jon Lovitz is best known for his role as " Tommy Flanagan, the Pathological Liar ," who's most notable quote was " Yeah, That's The Ticket ! "

After a Minnesota Court ruled Franken had won the race, Lorne Michael's lost all of his SNL cast to Franken. The new Senator will now host 'Franken Night Live,'  aimed soley at Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity!