So God must be a Democrat.  

 VIRUS WARNING!!!: If you get an spam email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it. It may contain a virus. If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it. It could actually contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

What did Bill Clinton say when asked whether he would have sex with Palin?

"You betcha!" 

Have the Republicans picked their Candidates for President and Vice President in 2012? 

We think they have.

Sarah and Scott.

On the campaign trail he can drive the pick-up and she can ride shotgun.  And that ain't all.  You betcha!

Palin questioned whether the suspect in the attempted bombing of a Northwest Airlines flight to Detroit was interrogated aggressively enough.

“Treating this like a mere law-enforcement matter places our country at grave risk,” she said. “To win that war, we need a commander-in-chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern.”

I think she's suiting up. 

What's the #1 book on Amazon.Com? Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue".

What's the #2 book on Amazon.Com? An extremely frightening one by Stephen King called "Sarah Palin Becomes President!"  

Following her appearance at the Tea Party Convention, Sarah Palin said it wouldn’t be “absurd” to consider a presidential run in 2012. Said 70% of America, “ya, it would.”

Sarah Palin always asks if anyone knows the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull. I do:

A pitbull doesn't quit.