It was either that or get a really big telescope for her porch.

   Modern liberal philosophy consists of the following precepts:  George W. Bush, stupid.  Dick Cheney, evil.   Sarah Palin, clueless.

   Admittedly, resentment of a  few  individuals hardly represents the breadth of  leftist thinking.  Therefore, to be comprehensive, I should include:  Barack Obama, good.

   (Joe Biden, asshole, is a bipartisan notion.)

A new national poll conducted by CNN shows that 7 out of 10 Americans think Sarah Palin is not qualified to be president.

A similar poll conducted by CNN shows that 3 out of 10 Americans are retarded. 

John McCain said that sending less than 40,000 troops to Afghanistan "would be an error of historic proportions."  Perhaps we should take heed of McCain, who chose Sarah Palin, making him an expert on " errors of historic proportions."

MOSCOW – U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton's meeting with Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov was going well until Clinton gazed over his shoulder and proclaimed,  "Hey, you can see Sarah Palin's house from here!".

A new poll says that 7 out of 10 Americans feel that Sarah Palin is unqualified to be president. 

Of her PTA. 

Sarah Palin's so thrilled about her first book, that she's decided to read another one!

Sarah Palin has never met Oprah, but she has seen her from her house.

http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/03/forklift-accident-alcohol-crash-moscow/?icid=main|htmlws-main-n|dl8|link2|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2009%2F11%2F03%2Fforklift-accident-alcohol-crash-moscow%2F

Did you see the forklift accident at Vodka wharehouse in Moscow? click link above.

I think the forlift driver may have been nervous that Sarah Palin might have been watching him from her house.

Astronomers have Sarah Palin to thank for this discovery--she first saw it from her house.

Sarah Palin is publishing a book of her memoirs. You'd think she'd have learned that it was jokes like that which cost her the Vice-Presidency.