Tiger Woods made his return to golf in Augusta Georgia and said he was impressed with the support he got from those who watched him practice. It is good to see Charlie Sheen, John Edwards and Jesse James showing an interest in golf.

The big news this weekend is that Tiger is in contention.  Just one more mistress and he'll tie Jesse James.

Jesse James on Nightline admitting that he lied to Sandra Bullock about his wherabouts to cover up his numerous affairs.  Apparently, he told her that he was out golfing with Tiger.  

A biopic about Jacqueline Kennedy will star Rachel Weiz, surprising many that they did not cast a higher profile actress, like Sandra Bullock.  Bullock was surprised she wasn’t cast because she has years of experience playing a classy wife with a cheating husband.   

 Former James Bond actor Daniel Craig has emerge to take the lead in"Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." He beat out the leading contender-Jesse James.

CA Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has abruptly reversed his support for offshore drilling. He said it sounded like a good idea but given the latest spill, the risk does not outweigh the benefit. These words rang so true to Tiger Woods and Jesse James.

And unfortunately,  thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.  

So Jesse James can stop rubbing it on his penis.

Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James has entered a re-hab clinic for sex addiction.  His supporters say he is honestly seeking treatment.  His critics think its a cop-ulate out.   

Sandra Bullock announced that she and estranged husband Jesse James were adopting a baby.  Jesse James announced that he thought they were trying to adopt Nazi tattoo models.