Rush Limbaugh was detained for carrying a bottle of Viagra without his name on it. Said Limbaugh, “The Viagra is not for me, it’s for any woman that has to sleep with me.”

The ownership group hoping to buy the St. Louis Rams has dumped Rush Limbaugh as a limited partner. Giving Rams fans their first victory of the year. 

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Limbaugh says that if quarterback Marc Bulgar doesn't step up his game, he could be benched, released, or eaten.

Rush Limbaugh is in talks to purchase the Rams, because Limbaugh has plenty of experience showing blind allegiance to a failed franchise. Actually, Limbaugh is buying the Rams because the St. Louis arch reminds him of McDonald's.

Plaxico convicted on weapons charges

Michael Vick convicted on dog fighting charges 

PacMan convicted on felony assault

 - - -the NFL states Rush Limbaugh isn't someone they want to be associated with  ( ?!?!?!?!?  )  . . .. . meanwhile Charlie Manson and Phil Spector are interested buyers 

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Stymied in his bid to buy the St. Louis Rams, Rush will next pursue the Buffalo Wild Wings.

The St. Louis Rams have only won 2 of their last 20 games.   Rush better stock up on that OxyContin. 

I really think the NFL will pass on Rush.Even if he continues his media blitz,he's a pigskin that will soon be deflated. 

Rush Limbaugh is no longer involved in a bid to buy the St. Louis Rams. Which is a shame, since he’d probably love to be a minority owner.
 

Mexico extradited 11 fugitives to the United States on Saturday, putting 2009’s total Mexico-to-U.S. extraditions at 100 — the highest yearly level ever. 

When asked for comment, Rush Limbaugh was quoted as saying: “So, is that what we’re calling illegal immigration now?” 

 Rush Limbaugh has pulled his bid to buy the St Louis Rams.  This has left the door open for Bin Laden to purchase the failing team.  He wants to change St Louis Rams to Mohamaed Rams.