Thanks to the FBI and Google the rest of the world now knows how to correctly pronounce and spell Blagojevich. 

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...Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich attended the Illinois state fair where he did a karaoke impression of Elvis.  His supporters were glad to see Blago do the "early" Elvis impression when he sang "Hound Dog."  His detractors were hoping to see Blago do the "late" Elvis impression where he would be in a box six feet under.  

NBC says it wants the ex Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, to appear on its upcoming show, "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!"  NBC changed their mind and felt his talents would be better served on another hit show......"The Biggest Loser".

...former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich has found a new profession...author...Blagojevich has announced that he has written his first book...."The Complete Guide To Underachieving, From A-B". 

...Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich's wife Patti, refuting claims that she is a foul mouthed, ill-tempered woman, will try to prove her point by appearing on a reality show...Look for her this fall in the hit NBC reality show, "I'm a Goddamned Celebrity, Get Me The Fuck Out Of Here !" 

...Rod Blagojevich has said that if Chicago is awarded the 2016 Olympics, that he wants to help out.  Blagojevich said he is willing to volunteer his time to help properly run it right into the ground.   

The new host will be Rod Blagojevich. 

Rod Blagojevich, recently removed from office as governor of Illinois, made a deal to star in an NBC upcoming summer reality show.  Today, however, Blagojevich was abruptly fired when he tried to sell  the NBC peacock.  

I guess impeachment and removal from office weren't punishment enough.  I'll watch if Blago can sell a co-host seat to Scarlett Johannsson.    

 X-Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich has written a book. When asked the price, he replied, "Look, I'm in the unique position to give you access to the information contained within this document, so it's gonna cost you...Can you do $24.95 plus shipping?  OK, wait, wait...19 bucks, autographed, shipping on me."

Said the Chicago Police, "We was interviewing this guy, one Christopher Kelly. He suddenly spits out some chewed up five spots, but we was too late. Suicide by Lincoln ain't pretty!"

                                                            The Lincoln gag got him!