During a news conference yesterday in Iraq, President Bush ducked two shoes that were thrown at him by an Arabic television correspondent.  An Iraqi authority was asked if the man would be punished.  "Of course, he will punished," the Iraqi authority said,  "he missed."

   Modern liberal philosophy consists of the following precepts:  George W. Bush, stupid.  Dick Cheney, evil.   Sarah Palin, clueless.

   Admittedly, resentment of a  few  individuals hardly represents the breadth of  leftist thinking.  Therefore, to be comprehensive, I should include:  Barack Obama, good.

   (Joe Biden, asshole, is a bipartisan notion.)

2009 has been a big year for us.  We made history this year!  Got a new President... out with the Bush, in with the Fro!  President Obama declared 2009 the year of Change, but a lot of people believe we haven't seen that change.  I beg to differ.  I'm proud to say that after years of discrimination and fighting that FINALLY Taco Bell has offered us a Black Taco!  

...after widespread corruption and voter fraud were found in Afghanistan's recent presidential election, the United States has sent over a delegation from the Florida Board of Elections to do another recount and certify a winner.  The challenger Abdullah Abdullah has quit the race in protest.  The recount was completed, and George Bush has been declared the winner.  

President Barack Obama signed a joint resolution of the Senate and the House that made Casimir Pulaski an honorary citizen, 230 years after the Polish nobleman died fighting for the American colonies against the British.   In a statement released today, Senator John McCain said, "It was a privilege and honor for me to fight along side this brave man."

Republicans boycotted a Senate committee hearing today on a major bill to reduce emissions of greenhouse gases that contribute to climate change.

I guess you could say they gave it the cold shoulder. 

Philadelphia Phillie Jimmy Rollins still maintains that his team is better than the Yankees, moments following their Game Six loss to their World Series opponent last night.

The only other notable thing said by Rollins during the press conference was, "Yes, I do vote Republican. Why do you ask?" 

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Did you see the forklift accident at Vodka wharehouse in Moscow? click link above.

I think the forlift driver may have been nervous that Sarah Palin might have been watching him from her house.

Astronomers have Sarah Palin to thank for this discovery--she first saw it from her house.

Obama called down the republicans last week telling them to just sit down and shut up....the republicans looked at each other puzzled because they thought they did that before the election!...... 

This is a warning to all the kids who stop at Dick Cheney's house this Halloween.You will NOT,I repeat NOT,be bobbing for apples.It's one of his water torture come-ons.