What a depressing week it has been.  Celebrity death after celebrity death, train accidents, plane crashes, O'Bama's kind of boring, gas is inching back up and the economy still sucks.

It's been a hard week to find something funny to write about.  Which begs the question; 'Where in the world is George W. Bush?" 

With regards to his affair with Argentine divorcee Maria Belen Chapur, Governor Mark Sanford's spiritual advisor Warren "Cubby" Culbertson described Sanford as being "gripped by darkness."

Naturally, Chapur herself blushed to learn that her daily Kegel exercises were a topic of discussion in Sanford's spiritual group.

 

So this guy goes to a carpet store. The salesman tells him to take his shoes off and try the different grades of carpet. He steps on the first one and says " Hey, that's pretty nice, what's that?". The salesman says " That's Stainmaster and it's 50 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one and says " That's incredible, what's that?". The salesman says " That's 100% wool and it's 100 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one, a really deep shag, and says "This is amazing. I am in love, what's this?" The salesman says " I can't sell you this, it costs too much." The guy says " Why not?". The salesman says " Governor Sanford, that's Argentinian beaver and it will cost you everything.".

So this guy goes to a carpet store. The salesman tells him to take his shoes off and try the different grades of carpet. He steps on the first one and says " Hey, that's pretty nice, what's that?". The salesman says " That's Stainmaster and it's 50 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one and says " That's incredible, what's that?". The salesman says " That's 100% wool and it's 100 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one, a really deep shag, and says "This is amazing. I am in love, what's this?" The salesman says " I can't sell you this, it costs too much." The guys says " Why not?". The salesman says " Governor Sanford, that's Argentinian beaver and it will cost you everything.".

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said in a statement that she will be resigning from office by the end of the month, cutting her term off sort, which would have ended in 2010.

Palin says she isn't bothered when people choose not to go through with things, unless, of course, "it's any of my daughter's possible, unwanted, forced-upon marriages. Um, The End."

Very unexpectedly this afternoon, Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska.

And very predictably moments later, Keith Olbermann spontaneously ejaculated in his pants.

They reopened the crown of the statue of liberty.

One of her first visitors was Sarah Palin who claimed from there she could see the remnants of her political career

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France.