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It's Twins! Porn Star Jenna Jameson Is A New Mom

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Mar 19, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Jenna Jameson

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Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys Monday morning. The new mother was not only thrilled about having twins but was ecstatic when one of the boys spoke his first words by saying, "Hi, I'm here to clean your pool"


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Rudy Gay's Extension

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Gay and Lesbian

502 Jokes  23 Videos

Rudy Gay said the odds of him signing a contract extension are at 50-50. Those are the same odds that googling his name will bring you to a gay porn site.


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R.I.P. LSD

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 28, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Porn

197 Jokes  9 Videos

R.I.P. LSD

Lucy Vodden, who provided the inspiration for the Beatle's classic song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" has died.

Although Jai Antwang, the japanese porn star is still living large after being the inspiration for the hit "Yellow Submarine".


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Kodiak Bare

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Oct 9, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Levi Johnston

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In a world of stiff competition,Levi has decided to reveal his Johnston. Porn is only inches away. 


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Northwest pilots say they were checking schedules on laptops

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Airport

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"Checking schedule on laptop" will soon be added to the Urban Dictionary as an expression meaning "looking at Internet porn."


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"The Sex files - a dark XXX parody" is latest porn spoof

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Oct 23, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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However, I'm most definitely not going to see "Splooge Bob Square Pants."


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smokey and the addict

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Sep 28, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Burt Reynolds

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Burt Reynolds checked into Florida drug rehab facility last week for what his publicist said was an addiction to pain killers. The 72 year old actors equally famous 70's porn style mustache also entered rehab for what is publicist said was an addiction to Burt Reynolds.


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Trick to White Teeth

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Oct 19, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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197 Jokes  9 Videos

Trick to White Teeth

 Learn the trick, dicovered by a pornstar to turn yellow teeth white for under $5.00


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Tweeker Laws

By: crazy jen (C)
Submitted: Sep 26, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Tweeker Laws

You have now been served with.......

The Tweeker Law Book for Geekers that choose Flale!

 

    We don’t like bullshit, or human shit Scientists have already discovered it, if it                                                                                                                                                        looks like spit we won’t pay for it.

·    Do not lie,, just  to get high just bring a pie and we will help you fly,

·    If you spy, you will die, in the lye, we use to get high.

·    We don’t have to steal to get a meal, talk to a neighbor and make them a deal,                                                                                                                                                                            if they turn their wheel, let carma make sure they know how it feels

 

·    Do the dard don’t become a tard. Really you. Don’t have to think that hard.

·    Not everyone has everything all the time so share a dime or all you shit will be mine.

·    There will be no harm this is not a farm. Nobody is to be an alarm, so come unarmed.

·    Don’t complain if you flale the game, if you don’t obey it will drive you insane, so let’s.                                                                                                                                            Play it safe so we can all have our fame. If we can just keep tame.

·    If you take a token leave a note, just bring it back and make sure it’s not broken,

·    Do not surrender, do yourself a favor, just be smart and don’t be an offender.

·    Bring your own box so we don’t have put on the locks. 

·    Suck a dick or pull a like? Stay away, your weight is a brick; oh ya and you are a prick.

·    Felony’s are free if give up three to walk free, only if you say its al about me.

·    Don’t make us feen, we can get real mean, so put some on that triple beam. Has that ever been seen?

·    Don’t be afraid there will not be a raid, because finally there are rules that we can all obey.

·    You say you’re not shady, ok, and I am not a lady, no you cannot play me.

·    You think you can toy with me, but you forget how I annoying I can be.

·    This is how we have fun, and how we get spun.  Hey, that’s not your one ton. Don’t run. you fucking scum.

·    Crazy jen will amaze you again, can someone spot me a twen. I promise I won’t flale throw your stuff again. 

·    I don’t Have any cash, no I’m not white trash, I figured I would ask; don’t make me look for your stash

·    If you want to prodge, stay in the garage, FUCK I said don’t blow up my Dodge, and don’t take the last nodg. Back to the norm oh, now I’m stuck with a geo storm. I should have left you pecking corn. And kept on watching porn, not only is my heart but my ass is torn.  All because you sworn.

·    You must be squawked, if you think you can Mac off your twenty sac, you’re about to get smacked back to you Pontiac

·    Addiction is not a crime, why do we have to pay a fine, and do the time, getting high just kills my spine, I just sit and rime and wait till nine, get a sigh. And go fuck your k-9. And next time can you be kind. and do you think I would mind. dont get cought up in a bine.

·    nickel and dime wait in line read a rime now i can waist your time. or go hide behind some pine.

·    we dont want bag hoes or trade your old legos

 

 

 


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One Liner Jokes

By: Jimmy White (C)
Submitted: Oct 13, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Cocaine

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One Liner Jokes

 

I wonder if Native Americans celebrate Columbus day...It'd be like Detroit celebrating slavery.

There was a sign in the road that said no "U" turns, too bad it left out the cursive "V" turn....or upside down “n” turn......I think I'll take the cursive "V".

I know a genius....to bad he's retarded. 

When I was a kid, soccer was my anti drug, now that i'm all grown up, marijuana is my gateway drug. 

Cocaine is just sugar all grown up....Have you ever had the all grown up frosted flakes? ...............THEY'RRRRRRRRRRRREE... addictive

My girlfriend is so clingy and obsessed, i have a better chance getting rid of herpes than her.

Flies are like the herpes of insects, you can get rid of them for a while, but they always come back...ant's are like crabs....fucking everywhere.

Edible underwear are just fruit roll ups tied into a pretzel.

I'm pretty sure i'm good at drinking....but i don't remember.

I got a golden glove, not in baseball, in boxing....I always caught a good punch...with my face

I hate male porn stars, they make me feel shitty about myself.... and last time i tried to choke a girl like they do, she just kicked the shit out of me.

I tried hard in school....until the second day came.

Guys, I figured out what turns a girl on, the power button.

I'm good at sex, I've gotten every girl I've had sex with to scream “Get Off!!!” interpret that anyway you please.

My mind sucks at wandering....it always gets stuck in the gutter

I live life in the fast lane....of a traffic jam.

(talking to the crowd)Over the years, i've realized i'm a lot funnier the drunker you are......to an extent.

I approach every math problem with the same thing... a blank stare

I was late for work the other day, and my boss asked me why i was late, so i told him i got lost....He asked where....

I don't think prostitutes ever got the bird and the bees talk.

People say God is flawless...Have you ever seen the people from Kentucky??? The big guy forgot to double check that one.

If Jesus was the greatest man to walk the earth, can I be the second best?

I don't think Hitler was loved enough as a child.

 


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Chicago

By: Terry Tyller (M)
Submitted: Oct 27, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Chicago

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The University of Chicago is joining a nationwide trend of allowing male and female students to live not just on the same dorm floor but in the same dorm room. The university’s open housing program won’t include freshman and students won’t need parental permission to participate. In a related story, the Chicago area retailers have noticed a significant increase in the sale of glow in the dark condoms, porn and night vision goggles.


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