Notre Dame has not yet decided what to do with Charlie Weis.  But they did ask him to go party with Plaxico Burress.

Plaxico Burress is going to jail for shooting himself.

Finally stupidity is a felony!

I bet he won't go into prison bragging he's the best wide out to play the game! 

Plaxico Burress has said he'd like to catch on with an NFL team after serving his two-year prison sentence. And if that's not possible, Burress is also open to playing for the Lions. While in prison, Burress plans to stay in football shape, which will be easy with all the football players in prison with him.

Plaxico convicted on weapons charges

Michael Vick convicted on dog fighting charges 

PacMan convicted on felony assault

 - - -the NFL states Rush Limbaugh isn't someone they want to be associated with  ( ?!?!?!?!?  )  . . .. . meanwhile Charlie Manson and Phil Spector are interested buyers 

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This one’s just too easy…

A 15-year-old Brooklyn, NY boy was arrested yesterday after accidentally shooting himself in the penis. Khamir Grant told cops he was walking home from Amersfort Park in East Flatbush around 1:30 a.m. with a gun in his waistband when the weapon began to slip into his pants. When Grant grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger, firing a bullet straight through his schlong. Talk about going off half-cocked. Even Plaxico Burress didn’t shoot himself in his third leg.

A few years ago former Vice President Dick Cheney shot his good friend Harry Whittington in the face, neck, shoulder, and heart with a shotgun . A few days later the 78 year old Whittington apologized to Cheney for the accidental shooting .   Clumsy football player Plaxico Burress, dropped his own gun and shot himself in the leg last Nov 29 .  He pleaded  guilty to a lesser charge and will be serving about 2 years in jail .  Asked why he took the plea deal with so much prison time , Plaxico replied , " Man, i was really worried that old New York D.A. was out to get me . He was gonna come down hard on me with assault and Hate Crimes charges . Cause after my gun went off i was bangin my head into the wall and yellin , Look what you done now you dumb N word . "

He is in midseason form, he sleeps through all the meetings. 

Dodger Vicente Padilla was treated for a minor self-inflicted gunshot wound in his right leg. "Vicente Padilla" is Spanish for "Plaxico Burress."

How could  Plaxico Burress get as much jail time as Michael Vick?Vick committed unspeakable acts against animals,while Plaxico basically shot himself in the foot.Justice is truly blind and dumb.

In related news, Chris Brown will be working in a battered women's shelter and Plaxico Burress will be providing instruction on gun safety.   

Plaxico Burress said he is looking forward to catching passes thrown by Michael Vick.