Former NBA star Charles Barkley will undergo a televised colonoscopy as part of a "Stand Up to Cancer" special being simultaneously aired Sept. 5 by NBC, CBS and ABC. Program producers say, "Not since the State of the Union Address by President George Bush has so much television coverage been devoted to one ass." 

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T-Mobile has terminated their relationship with Charles Barkley due to his recent DUI arrest. T-Mobile was jealous, since Barkley has more bars.

TNT analyst Charles Barkley is taking a leave of absence from the broadcast chair. The chair is thrilled.

The Phoenix Suns and Philadelphia Sixers will play a preseason game in Mexico. The game was originally going to feature the Kings and Clippers, but Mexican officials didn't want anyone else getting sick.

Mr. Barkley was taken into custody when he failed a road side sobriety test. Officers stated that when Barkley was asked to walk a straight line he stood at the line and began attempting free throws.

Charles Barkley was arrested for drunk driving in Phoenix, Arizona early Wednesday.  Arresting officers said they would have let him go if he could have shown them an NBA Championship ring.

Charles Barkley has been released from a Phoenix jail after serving a three-day sentence. It's the first time in his career that Barkley has completed a sentence that anyone understood.

Chris Webber recently bet Charles Barkley $5,000 that he couldn't eat a slice of white bread in 25 seconds or less. Good to see Barkley is working on that gambling problem.

The Suns scored 154 points in a resounding victory over the Warriors. The game was so lopsided that even the Phoenix Gorilla had a triple double.

Steve Nash has agreed to a two-year, $22 million extension with the Suns. That's just what Phoenix needs, another rich old white guy.

Suns managing partner Robert Sarver has said he still believes his team can win the NBA championship. He also believes the Cardinals can still win the Super Bowl.