Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb said he didn't know a game could end in a tie.  He thought the term "sudden death" meant getting traded to Detroit.

Philadelphia's Donovan McNabb has a broken rib. We recommend he avoid going for a walk out back with Michael Vick.

Michael Vick went 0 for 2 in his first game back in the NFL. Of course, if Vick owned the Eagles, anyone who performed that poorly would have been put down.

Michael Vick is hoping to repair his image by starring in a new reality show. It's done wonders for Terrell Owens.

The Eagles have released receiver and reality star Hank Baskett. It was an especially difficult decision for the team since it also meant parting ways with Kendra Wilkinson.

Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb said he's still in considerable pain. Fans responded, "Welcome to our world."

How could  Plaxico Burress get as much jail time as Michael Vick?Vick committed unspeakable acts against animals,while Plaxico basically shot himself in the foot.Justice is truly blind and dumb.

Yes, Michael Vick has gotten his own reality TV show, which he describes as "a story of hope" for kids who may be "dealing with adversity. Vick, who served 18 months in prison for running the notorious dog-fighting ring Bad Newz Kennels, is teaming up with BET for the new eight-part "docu-series," tentatively titled "The Michael Vick Project."  ***MARLAR: Because really, who better to have your kids look up to than Michael Vick?

Michael Vick amassed just 61 total yards in three quarters of action against the Jets. It's not easy evading linebackers when you have an electronic bracelet on your ankle.

We've all heard of kids biting in elementary school but this is definitely something new. In Dayton, Ohio, a child at Patterson-Kennedy Elementary School was misbehaving so badly that he finally had to be brought to the assistant principal's office by teacher Stephen Green. While in the office the boy became violent, started throwing things and had to be restrained by Green. That's when the kid bit the teacher on the forearm and would not let go! Assistant Principal Jack Johnson had to pry the boy's mouth open to get him to finally give it up. Green, age 54, went to a hospital to be treated for the bite. The child, whose age and name was not released, was taken to a hospital for a psychological examination.  ***MARLAR: The school immediately was called by Michael Vick asking if the boy was up for adoption.

London Fletcher was spotted throwing up on the sidelines during the Redskins's Monday night loss to the Eagles. Probably from watching the game.