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Dancing With the Stars

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Feb 21, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Heather Mills will appear on ABCs "Dancing With the Stars," making her the first contestant to compete with an artificial limb. When asked if her prosthetic leg will hinder her dancing abilities Mills replied, -It didn't hinder my dancing abilities when I won millions of dollars from Paul McCartney-

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Paul McCartney opening concert@ Citifield

By: Billy Bingo (C)
Submitted: Jul 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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 Paul McCartney dedicated a few songs last night which I thought was nice. He sang songs for his pals George Harrison and John Lennon then dedicated My Love to Linda but the song that brought a tear to my eye was a new one he dedicated to Heather "Die you money hungry selfish bitch!"


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Paul McCartney plays in Mets home ballpark

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Unfortunately for Mets fans, he wasn't playing second base.  


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who's on first

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jun 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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...Paul McCartney has agreed to perform at the Mets' new Citi Field...after rehearsals, McCartney is expected to hit 3rd and play 1st bass. 


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michelle

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Aug 4, 2009
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...Paul McCartney dedicated his song "Michelle" to Mrs. Obama at his Washington concert.  Mrs. Obama said she was flattered, and always has been a big Beatle fan.  But her favorite Beatle is and always was Bingo. 


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Miracle Turtle

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Feb 28, 2008
Category: News  
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Texas

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Scientists in Texas are fitting a dismembered turtle with a prosthetic flipper. If all goes as planned, nature will take over and the turtle will take Paul McCartney to divorce court.

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Britney Spears vs Dr. Phil

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Jan 18, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Dr. Phil

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After requesting Dr.Phil visit their daughter in the hospital, Britney Spears' parents have now accused the television therapist of betraying their trust by publicly speaking about his intervention with the troubled singer.

The Spears' family have only themselves to blame, after all, the man does make his living giving therapy on television. Having Dr. Phil look at your kid is like Paul McCartney and Heather Mills requesting that their multi-million dollar divorce be resolved by Judge Judy.
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First First

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: May 29, 2008
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The race for the first photograph of Miley Cyrus’ first kiss is on. According to the Los Angeles Times the paparazzi pic could be worth anywhere from $30,000 to $150,000. The high price tag could make it the most expensive first smooch since Paul McCartney decided to puckered up to Heather Mills.



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Judge, Mills, Penny Lane

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Mar 18, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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After originally seeking $250 million in her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills fired her attorney, represented herself, and this week was awarded $48.6 million. So much for trying to save on attorney fees.

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Here comes the judge

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Apr 14, 2008
Category: News  
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After unsuccessfully acting as her own lawyer in her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills took on the roll of judge at the 2008 Miss USA pageant Friday night in Las Vegas. Rather then crown the winner, Mills, in a repeat performance, instead dumped a pitcher of water over the head of Miss Texas.

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McCartney Set to Perform in Israel

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Aug 25, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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McCartney Set to Perform in Israel

 Sir Paul McCartney is set to perform in Israel next month.  In light of a recent bitter divorce that cost him nearly $50 million,  McCartney will probably be spending considerable time at the Wailing Wall.


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