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Jessica Kirson
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Paparazzi in the Peonies

By: Jessica Kirson (C)
Submitted: Jun 25, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Michael Jackson

219 Jokes  3 Videos

A celebrity photographer was found hiding in a bush near Angelina Jolie's son's school around the time when parents drop their kids off. He said he was trying to get a shot of Pitt and Jolie, in addition to doing some scouting for Michael Jackson.

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Four CDs and seven years ago...

By: Steven Longden (C)
Submitted: Jun 22, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Paparazzi

28 Jokes  1 Videos

Singer Jason Mraz spent five days in Ghana, traveling throughout the country with Free the Slaves, a nonprofit organization whose mission is to “end slavery worldwide.”  And what was also strange, Mraz had a secretary named Lincoln, and was shot by the paparazzi on a Friday. 


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Madonna falls from horse

By: Gary Bachman (C)
Submitted: Apr 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Madonna

124 Jokes

Madonna fell from a horse Saturday after it was spooked by the paparazzi.  Madonna's publicist said she suffered minor injuries and burises but it's not clear whether they were from the fall or rough sex with A-Rod.


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Pacquiao, Cotto, make weight for fight

By: Gary Bachman (C)
Submitted: Nov 14, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Mike Tyson

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Manny Pacquiao weighed in at 144 pounds, his heaviest ever, while Miguel Cotto came in at the contract limit of 145 pounds for their scheduled 12-round fight Saturday night.   Also much anticipated is the preliminary bout on Saturday night between Mike Tyson and a TMZ paparazzo.


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Problems with the bat signal

By: Tony Myers (C)
Submitted: Apr 13, 2010
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Paparazzi

28 Jokes  1 Videos

1- Daylight

2- Clouds.

3 – Criminals can look in the sky too, so you’re really just giving them a warning to leave before Batman gets there.

4- Have to look outside every five minutes to see if the city needs you.

5- A light in the sky not really suited to a superhero whose headquarters is underground in a cave.

5- Swarms of insects surround police station.

6 – Nothing to stop teenagers from making a fake bat signal just so they can make batman come all the way downtown as a prank.

7 – Too easy to confuse with the searchlights from Gotham Mazda’s midnight madness sale.

8- Tips off paparazzi to Batman related photo ops

 


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Lindsay Lohan is gay !

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: Aug 1, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan is gay !Lindsay Lohan said Friday that police have no business getting involved in her personal life, a day after the police chief explained that the paparazzi were no longer an issue — in part because the 22-year-old actress had evidently "gone gay."
"Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life. It's inappropriate - AND GAY !

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First First

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: May 29, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Paul McCartney

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The race for the first photograph of Miley Cyrus’ first kiss is on. According to the Los Angeles Times the paparazzi pic could be worth anywhere from $30,000 to $150,000. The high price tag could make it the most expensive first smooch since Paul McCartney decided to puckered up to Heather Mills.



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Possible Sightings of Tiger Woods #10

By: RonB  (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2010
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Tiger Woods

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Possible Sightings of Tiger Woods #10

Tiger Woods hasn't been seen in weeks.  Informed sources say that he's keeping a low profile.  Many paparazzi say that they have photos of Tiger in disguise. I've shown a few.  Here's a new one that has been just submitted.

 

 

Aaaaa! Excuse me Tiger but I think the tail kind of gives you away.

 

We have other photos that we believe are Tiger Woods in disguise.

Click "view my profile" under the Silly Willy photo to see them all.

 


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Possible sightings of Tiger Woods #11

By: RonB  (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Tiger Woods

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Possible sightings of Tiger Woods #11

Tiger Woods hasn't been seen in weeks. Informed sources say that he's keeping a low profile. Many paparazzi say that they have photos of Tiger in disguise. I've shown a few. Here's a new one that has been just submitted.

 

 

Tiger the pimp look is appropriate but it's not making you blend in.

 


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Reeves testifies that he did not knock down paparazzo

By: Gary Bachman (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Keanu Reeves

8 Jokes  2 Videos

Actor Keanu Reeves told a Los Angeles court on Tuesday that he did not knock down a paparazzo photographer with his Porsche to avoid having his picture taken, saying the man stumbled while walking backward.  Reeves asked,  "Why would I knock down a member of the paparazzi and risk damage to my Porsche?"


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Chelsea's Wedding

By: Eddie  (C)
Submitted: Jul 29, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Chelsea Clinton

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Hillary's been pretty busy helping to prepare for Chelsea's wedding. There are caterers to hire, invitations to mail, & a force field to install;...... to stop the Paparazzi,...... & those annoying, whizzing bullets.


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