...General Mills has created a breakfast cereal especially for Muslims......try delicious new Kareem of Wheat....available in single servings or the jihad pack. 

It's too bad Bob Dylan's Christmas album wasn't released during the Bush administration.   Al-Qaeda terrorists would have given up all their secrets.

Osama Bin Laden recently said that Obama is "Powerless"

I just hate to see a family fight go public!

An Al Qaeda suicide bomber made an attempt on a Saudi Prince this week by smuggling a one pound bomb and detonator inside his rectum, although the attempt did fail, it has been reported that Richard Gere has joined Al Qaeda.

In a new audio tape, Osama bin Laden openly taunts Americans.  Apparently by claiming they'll never find him, because he has disguised himself as a job.

The FBI has listed more than 800 gun owners in the USA as potential terrorists.  Not that we are racially profiling but 799 of them were named Jethro or Billy Bob and one was named Ahmed Killamerika Binladenabad.

In a new audio tape, Osama bin Laden openly taunts Americans.  Apparently by claiming they'll never find him, because he's disguised as a job.

Two Saudi Al Qaeda Suspects doubling up on costumes were arrested at Tijuana entry to California. Immigration official had a sneaking GUT instinct something was wrong, This stuff they don't teach you in school, it is more of a instinct that we border guards have. .I knew something was wrong when I asked them their names and they answered me in Arabic.

Hillary Clinton apparently can't believe Pakistan couldn't find Al-Qaeda. It's as shocking as the fact that her husband turned down an opportunity to arrest bin Laden. 

 Rush Limbaugh has pulled his bid to buy the St Louis Rams.  This has left the door open for Bin Laden to purchase the failing team.  He wants to change St Louis Rams to Mohamaed Rams.