Barack Obama has won the election, and African-Americans across the country are cheering, jumping, and crying tears of happiness. You'd think O.J. just got acquitted. 

Now that OJ behind bars.

President Bush said Friday that the fight in Iraq has been longer and more costly than expected. Kinda like O.J. Simpsons' freedom.

The Nevada Supreme Court has denied O.J. Simpson's request to be let out of prison. Now he'll never be able to find his wife's real killer.

I wish I could articulate to my white friends just what Obama's win means to black people in this country. "Oh, I know," they say. "It's just so wonderful!" 

The first ever black president of the United States of America about to set up shop in a headquarters originally built by slaves goes way beyond "wonderful."

To put the magnitude of this moment in perspective: remember how black people reacted when OJ got acquitted?

Okay - picture that...times three.

O.J. Simpson is reportedly depressed and despondent. He must have finally seen his performance in The Towering Inferno. We're guessing his depression is brought on by not being able to find the real killer.
 

The Philadelphia Eagles have actually begun selling Michael Vick jerseys for dogs. While they're at it, maybe they should sell some OJ Simpson Ginsu Knives.

OJ Simposn has been found guilty at a court in Las Vegas of armed robbery and kidnapping.  In a short statement, OJ said he was sorry---sorry the trial wasn't held in LA. 

Add a shot of orange juice to a Bloody Mary,and OJ Simpson always winds up in the mix.

O.J. Simpson was sentenced to prison.  It took so long for true justice to be served, we thought the courts were being run by the BCS.