Did you know? We now allow guest commenting and rating on all our jokes and comedy videos! No need to register, just comment and rate. Go ahead... knock yourself out! Underneath each joke and video you can click on comments to read and post, and click on a star () to rate.
Sponsored By
Get Jokes and Videos in Your InBox!

Sign up for ourDaily LOL!


It's always fresh, funny and FREE!

   -or-   
Follow us on
Also check us out on:
   and   
* Your e-mail address will not be sold by us,
and you can easily unsubscribe at any time.
View our Privacy Policy.
Featured Videos
Topics
Sign In to Your Account

Comedians, & Comedy Fans

Sign In to submit your funny
Nicolas Cage joke or video!

Username:

Remember me
Password:

Keep me logged in


Not registered? No problem. It's FREE!
Time Machine
Joke Cloud (Popular topics)
Nicolas Cage
Hot Topic
Nicolas Cage Jokes

11 Jokes & 1 Videos

Submit Your Joke | View All Hot Topics | View All Jokes
Joke List: Most Recent (From All Time)

Show Me: Most Recent | Highest Rated | Most Views | Most Shared | Most Comments

From Each: Day | Week | 2 Weeks | Month | 3 Months | 6 Months | Year | All Time
Hot Topic Nicolas Cage 11 Jokes
  1 2  Next Page

Laurie Kilmartin
Visit My Profile
Cage Donates $2 Mil

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Jul 2, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Nicolas Cage

11 Jokes  1 Videos

Nicolas Cage is giving $2 million to help former child soldiers. Said Cage, "He's eight years old. He hasn't kissed a girl yet or fallen in love, but he's killed a man. What does that do to a child's mind?"

Answered a child soldier, "Almost as much damage as seeing your portrayal of Charlie in "Peggy Sue Got Married.'"


Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

Neil Berliner
Visit My Profile
Maybe He'll Live in a Cage

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Nicolas Cage

11 Jokes  1 Videos

Nicholas Cage’s former financial manager is fuming. He claims that Cage, not him,  caused his own financial disaster. “He bought 15 mansions, 2 castles in Europe, 4 yachts, and several Rolls Royces…and I’m sure that that TGIFriday’s “2 for 1" entree coupon I gave him is still in his wallet!


Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

Chad Reiling
Visit My Profile
Bye, Nick

By: Chad Reiling (C)
Submitted: Dec 11, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Nicolas Cage

11 Jokes  1 Videos

Nassau, Bahamas - Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on the number of films he'll be doing, opting to take more time between films to pursue other interests.

America responds, "Take all the time you need."


Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

Dan Berry
Visit My Profile
Nicolas Cage Bankrupt

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Nicolas Cage

11 Jokes  1 Videos

Nicolas Cage Bankrupt

Academy Award winning actor Nicolas Cage says he is broke.

I guess this means he won’t be reimbursing me for the $12.50 I wasted on “Knowing.” 


Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

Steve Etzkorn
Visit My Profile
Raising Cash (Forget About Arizona)

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Nov 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Nicolas Cage

11 Jokes  1 Videos

Financially strapped actor Nicolas Cage is selling his homes, cars, yachts, and artwork so he can pay off his IRS bill and help stave-off bankruptcy.. Don't fret though.. He's hard at work on the movie set... Some upcoming projects;  National Treasure 3: The Search For Write-Offs, Broke In 60 Seconds, and Leveraging Las Vegas...


Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

Mike Trainor
Visit My Profile
Nicolas Cage Owes 'National Treasure'

By: Mike Trainor 
Submitted: Aug 6, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Nicolas Cage

11 Jokes  1 Videos

Nicolas Cage Owes 'National Treasure'

Nicolas Cage owes 6.2 million dollars to the IRS. I guess there is a new tax on shitty movies. 


Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

Mark Jabo
Visit My Profile
And The Oscar goes to . . . .

By: Mark Jabo (C)
Submitted: Feb 24, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Oscar

62 Jokes

And The Oscar goes to . . . .The nominees are (clockwise):
Jim Carrey in "The Number 23"
Anastasia Hille in "The Abandoned."
Nicholas Cage in "Ghost Rider"
Gaspard Ulliel in "Hannibal Rising."


With four movies playing this weekend, next year's most hotly contested category is expected to be Best Horror/Thriller With An Actor Whose Head is Tilted to the Side.

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

Tony Maglio
Visit My Profile
Lord of War...for kids!

By: Tony Maglio (C)
Submitted: Jun 30, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Nicolas Cage

11 Jokes  1 Videos

LOS ANGELES - Nicolas Cage has donated $2 million to former child soldiers worldwide to help provide shelters and rehabilitation services, said Larry Cox, executive director of Amnesty International USA.

In a released statement, Cage said there "is nothing that endangers children like the experiences of war...except of course for Epcot Center's Mission:Space".


Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

Steve Knowles
Visit My Profile
Nicolas Cage impersonator fools soccer team

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Mar 13, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Soccer

105 Jokes

MADRID, Spain - A Nicolas Cage impersonator was treated like a star as he watched Real Madrid play AS Roma last week in Champions League match.

A Ben Affleck impersonator was asked to leave a 7-11 store.

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

Gary B.
Visit My Profile
Nicolas Cage cuts a deal with the IRS

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Sep 11, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Nicolas Cage

11 Jokes  1 Videos

Nicolas Cage cuts a deal with the IRS

The IRS agreed to reduce the amount of  taxes Cage owed if he would apologize for "Bangkok Dangerous."


Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:
  1 2  Next Page