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give me relief

By: bix brillo

Submited: Nov 17, 2008

...the new york mets, in need of a closer for the '09 season, have narrowed their list down to three....they hope to [more]

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Simms: Detroit is a Disaster!

By: Denis Donohue

Submited: Nov 9, 2008

This Sunday, former football player turned analyst, Phil Simms officially called Detroit a disaster. He didn't specify whether he [more]

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McNabb Doesn't Tie

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

Submited: Nov 18, 2008

Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb said he didn't know a game could end in a tie. He thought the term "sudden death" [more]

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GM Out Of Cash

By: Kevin Fitzgerald

Submited: Nov 7, 2008

As long as the Yankees GM isn't out of cash it isn't bad news. [more]

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John Daly Shoots 62

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

Submited: Nov 24, 2008

John Daly shot a bogey-free 62 in the final round of the Hong Kong Open. At least that's what they told him when he woke up at [more]

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Mets Call Up Reserves

By: B Manzo (M)
Submitted: May 26, 2009
Category: Sports

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The Mets added Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, and Ryan Church to their long list of injured players. To replace their injured players, the Mets called up the Washington Nationals.

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Yankees victory parade

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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New York Yankees
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New York City will celebrate the Yankees' 27th World Series title with a celebration parade today. Parade confetti will consist of ticker tape, newspaper, and shredded Mets' season tickets.

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"Sport" Jacket

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 14, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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Bernie Madoff’s stuff is being auctioned off, including his Mets jacket which says “Madoff” on the back. May not be safe to walk the streets of New York in that thing; after all, it does say Mets on it!

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highlights

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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...the New York Mets today released their 2009 season highlights DVD...the DVD was 90 minutes long with nothing on it.

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Philly woman offered sex for World Series tickets

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2009
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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Big deal. Women have traded sex for a lot less--like Mets season tickets.

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Met Goes All the Way!

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Oct 21, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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153 Jokes 2 Videos

Steve Phillips...the only Met who knows how to score!

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Geremi Gonzalez Gets Exhumed

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 12, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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Venezuelan authorities are scheduled to exhume the body of former major leaguer Geremi Gonzalez. Mainly to check if he's healthy enough to pitch for the Mets.

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Garbage Time

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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The New York Mets will be participating in the Yankees Word Series parade.They will be removing trash from the streets,for their only sweep of the season.

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Yakees Win on Error

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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The New York Yankees beat the Angels in Game 2 of the ALCS on a massive error. The Mets are suing the Angels for copyright infringement.

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Phillies in Series

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
Category: Sports

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The Philadelphia Phillies are going back to the World Series. The New York Mets are also repeating, making reservations at the same golf resort.

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ESPN's Steve Phillips' Wife Believed Affair From Butt Tattoo

By: shel- the shtick guy (C)
Submitted: Oct 23, 2009
Category: News

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The 22-year old Brooke Hundley proved her affair to Phillips' wife by describing a tattoo on hubby's left ass cheek showing a New York Mets logo mooning George Steinbrenner!