5 Shooters completely missed everything? I suspect the Knicks. 

Stephon Marbury believes the New York Knicks should fire Mike D'Antoni. Of course, he also believes someone should hire Stephon Marbury.

Allen Iverson has placed phone calls with the Knicks and the Bobcats. Up next, the Suicide Hotline.

The NBA and its locked-out referees are close to an agreement. Both sides agree that the Knicks are awful.
 

The Knicks have decided to pass on signing Allen Iverson. Odd, since Iverson hasn't passed in years.

Former Knick center Chris Dudley might run for governor of Oregon. Let's hope for his sake it doesn't come down to a free throw contest.

The New York Knicks are expecting Eddy Curry back on the court soon. He's so big, he could be on the court and the bench at the same time.

LeBron James says he hasn't ruled out signing a contract with the Knicks. And doctors have not ruled out brain lesions.

Isiah Thomas lost his coaching debut at Florida International. So we don't have anything new to report.

Nate Robinson could be sidelined for two weeks after spraining his right ankle. Luckily, the Knicks will still be able to lose without him. Robinson should be able to heal from the bench, since he'll rarely have to standup and cheer.