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Running Back at The Mouth

By: Paul Mecurio (C)
Submitted: Aug 25, 2006
Category: Sports

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New York Jet running back, Kevin Barlow, called his former coach and the current head coach of the San Francisco 49ers a harsh dictator, and compared him to Hitler. Nolan and those close to him are furious about the comment, particularly his mistress Eva.

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Running Back at The Mouth

By: Paul Mecurio (C)
Submitted: Aug 25, 2006
Category: Sports

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If I Could Turn Back Time

By: Mark Jabo (C)
Submitted: Dec 24, 2006
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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Green Bay quarterback Brett Favre added another record to his resume this week. The future Hall of Famer was said to be contemplating retirement for the 745th time, eclipsing the old mark held by pop diva Cher.

Officials from both sides downplayed rumors of a pending trade between the Packers and Caesar's Palace insisting that while Cher could throw into triple coverage, lingering injuries would prevent Favre from performing 43 costume changes a night.

Packer GM Ted Thompson was continuing to analyze the economics of the deal since the Packers would still have an aging star at QB but part of the salary could be offset by money saved on halftime entertainment.

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Not So Farve-Fetched

By: Mark Jabo (C)
Submitted: Jan 9, 2007
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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The political world was thrown into a frenzy today when Brett Favre announced that he's not only considering retiring from football but also considering running for President in 2008.

With his dramatic announcement, Favre becomes the only political candidate to be considering two plans for the future at the same time.

"This is just the kind of multi-tasking Americans expect from their next President," gushed political commentator James Carville on ABC's Meet the Press.

Favre emphasized that he wanted to make a decision in time for Democrats to draft another candidate in the event he decided not to run. "Which means y'all will know my plans sometime around late September in 2008," said Favre.

The Green Bay quarterback defended his decision to consider his decision to retire noting that he felt he still could perform at the professional level despite his advanced age and deteriorating skills and added, "Just like John Kerry."

Favre's stunning announcement leaves Danny Wright of Greenfield, Indiana as the only person in the country not considering a run at the Democratic nomination.

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Packers Sue Vikings

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 17, 2008
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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Brett Favre
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The Packers have filed tampering charges against the Vikings alleging the team made inappropriate contact with Brett Favre. Favre has been asked demonstrate exactly where on the doll the Vikings touched him.

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Brett Favre Has Sore Arm

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Aug 15, 2008
Category: Sports

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Brett Favre said his arm feels fatigued. Coincidentally, a week after hearing that Favre signed with the team, Jets fans encountered the same problem.

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Favre Is Tired

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Aug 17, 2008
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Brett Favre admitted that he feels a little fatigue. He must be tired of reading all the stories about Brett Favre.

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Favre May Have Used Team Cell

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
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Investigations are still underway about whether Brett Favre used a Packers-issued cell phone to contact the Vikings. Chances are he didn't, because Minnesota is a whole state away, and the Packers use Sprint.

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Pacman Jones Wants to Play!

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Aug 17, 2008
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Adam "Pacman" Jones sent a letter to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell asking to be allowed to play this season. The letter took Jones a full week to write since he couldn't decide what color crayon to use. To get the league to read it, he signed it "Brett Favre."

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Favre Explains Why He Returned

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Aug 5, 2008
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Turns out Brett Favre is returning in a quest to get a second ring. And then a third, to complete the three-ring circus.

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