Eli Manning has a bad foot. In medical terms, he has been diagnosed with Detroitus Lionitus.

The New York Giants are pretty sure they will not lose next week. But only because they're not playing.

The New Orleans Saints manhandled the New York Giants on Sunday. The New York defense was so ineffective, New Orleans made them honorary levees.
 

Plaxico Burress has said he'd like to catch on with an NFL team after serving his two-year prison sentence. And if that's not possible, Burress is also open to playing for the Lions. While in prison, Burress plans to stay in football shape, which will be easy with all the football players in prison with him.

New York's Eli Manning may not play Sunday against the Oakland Raiders. But only because he's merciful.

This one’s just too easy…

A 15-year-old Brooklyn, NY boy was arrested yesterday after accidentally shooting himself in the penis. Khamir Grant told cops he was walking home from Amersfort Park in East Flatbush around 1:30 a.m. with a gun in his waistband when the weapon began to slip into his pants. When Grant grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger, firing a bullet straight through his schlong. Talk about going off half-cocked. Even Plaxico Burress didn’t shoot himself in his third leg.

During the Giants/Cowboys game in Dallas, no punts hit the jumbotron. But many of them hit Jerry Jones' gigantic ego.

Cowboys left tackle Flozell Adams has been fined $12,500 for kicking two New York Giants. In his defense, anyone named Flozell should have some anger issues.

Plaxico Burress said he is looking forward to catching passes thrown by Michael Vick.  

A northwest Washington man is recovering after accidentally shooting himself in the leg while hunting an opossum that had been snatching his chickens. He has been offered a contract by the NY Giants.