...Las Vegas continues to come up with interesting promotions in order to attract business.  I stopped at a gas station next to a gentleman's club that advertised "Free Sex w/ Fill-up."  I pulled up next to the pump, paid the attractive attendant, and was given a ticket that i could redeem around the back of the station.  When I got there there was a big, burly, gnarly looking dude by the door.  I asked him if he was the ticket taker and he replied, "No.  I'm Philip."

...Khloe Kardashian is set to marry L.A. Laker Lamar Odom after dating for only 6 weeks.  The pair plan to marry in Beverly Hills, honeymoon in Hawaii, and divorce in Las Vegas. 

The Nevada Supreme Court has denied O.J. Simpson's request to be let out of prison. Now he'll never be able to find his wife's real killer.

Wayne Gretzky believes that Las Vegas will have an NHL team within five years. And his wife is willing to put 10 grand on it.
 

There is a Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas this weekend.All blackjack has been suspended,because no one will be hitting on anything. 

Marc Bell, the chief executive of Penthouse, says the adult magazine and Web site empire is looking to buy a casino on the Las Vegas Strip that it can fix up and give a new image. He says Penthouse wants to buy an established hotel and has no intention of changing its name. In addition, each guest would receive a complimentary pamphlet entitled “Your Trip To Vegas: The 100 best lies to tell your spouse or significant other about what to you did while in Vegas.”

Former President Bill Clinton, in Las Vegas to speak at the National Clean Energy Summit, is rumored to be telling the attractive cocktail waitresses “Later in the room, I’ll be celebrating my 63^rd birthday, but celebrating 69 would be more fun  - if you'd like to come.”

Michael Jackson's former personal physician and suspected murderer, Dr Conrad Murray is really in hot water now . The Las Vegas District Attorney says he missed a hearing to explain why he has not paid $13,000 in back child support . " Move over O.J., we got a new playmate for you ! "

The mother of the high-priced hooker who famously serviced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was stunned yesterday to learn the disgraced pol is mulling a run for office less than two years after the sordid sex scandal. ...the office he reportedly intends to run for, Inspector General of the Bunny Ranch in Reno, Nevada.

The new UFL Las Vegas football team is called the Locomotives....Is that that the best they could do? Come on. The Vegas Streetwalkers would have been a better name.....They could nickname their arena "The Brothel".