Please let one of those people be Nancy Pelosi.

 "You mean my old analog TV won't work--the FCC never informed me about this," exclaimed an exasperated Nancy Pelosi.

In response to the heckling, Joe Biden shook his head, Nancy Pelosi scowled, and George Bush instinctively ducked.    

Finishing a close second was "Pelosi"

7 out of 10 Americans agreed that the nation is headed in the wrong direction.  The 3 that thought differently were Pelosi, Reed and Obama!  

Wow, I thought Nancy Pelosi was too old to conceive.

A very angry Nancy Pelosi summoned Barack Obama into her office this morning . Secret Service Agents said they over-heard their boss being terribly reprimanded as Pelosi shouted ," While you may be the President of the United States and the Commander-In-Chief , I'm the one giving the orders around here . Now get out there and apologize to all those White Cops before you ruin everything for me and Hillary."                (kascha-whitney)

In a desperate measure to get votes, Speaker Nancy Pelosi offered to give fence-sitting Congressmen a lap dance.

Said Nancy, "It's time for me to make slut porn for the septagenarians and older. The Congress is already on my ass!"

I am glad to see Newsweek using sex to promote the magazine(Sarah Palin cover).  The awful covers of the past were the most unattractive containing the ugliest people.  Now, I hope your highly trained publishing staff takes it to a new level.  Let’s have fold outs of Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Molly Ivin ( oops sorry, past away),  and of course Michelle!.  These could be done tastefully…like that Burt Reynolds fold out years ago.  In order to be politically correct, how about Senators Bird, Reed, and maybe even commentators such as Keith Olbermann.  He is always looking for ways to promote himself-look at Sunday Night Football (talk about odd ball-it's like having Bozo in a discussion with scientists on Global Warming). I would add Limbaugh and some others, but they are not good looking enough for your high quality publication.  I suggest sticking to Liberals, The Beautiful People! Why, maybe your editors could win the Nobel Peace prize for Literature using sex.  After all, sex is true peace!   Gene Stray