C.C. Sabathia lost his second consecutive game for the suddenly floundering Milwaukee Brewers. The big left-hander was so despondent afterwards that he couldn't eat for nearly five minutes.

A young Australian named Jason Belmonte is revolutionizing bowling by throwing the ball with both of his hands. His technique isn't expected to catch on in America since bowlers here like to have at least one hand free for their can of Old Milwaukee.

Two robbers leaving a Milwaukee jewelry store with cash and gems didn't get far with the loot -- another group of thieves robbed them as the pair left the crime scene. Quentin Tarantino has a boner.

A veteran Milwaukee, Wisconsin firefighter was charged with drugging his wife’s tea with his anti-depressant medication because he said he wanted to calm her after an argument.

The 43-year-old man was in the Milwaukee County jail Tuesday on $10,000 bail and was unavailable for comment… but his wife still hasn’t shut up. 

Milwaukee Brewers first baseman Prince Fielder helped defeat the St. Louis Cardinals with an infield single. The last time Fielder ran that fast there was an ice cream truck involved.

The famed Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashed into a house in Milwaukee last week.

The bad news is the Wienermobile went into the house, penetrating through the garage, the good news is the garage was incredibly stimulated. 

Milwaukee Brewers prospect Jeremy Jeffress was suspended for 100 games after his third violation of baseball's drug policy. Because nothing is better for a drug user than months of free time.

Bucks guard Michael Redd will miss the rest of the season with a torn ACL and MCL. In other words, Milwaukee is now SOL.

Milwaukee Brewers slugger Prince Fielder was intentionally hit by a pitch and wanted revenge.After the game,he insisted on entering the Los Angeles Dodgers clubhouse,but was denied. He was bleeped so many times by ESPN,I thought a severe weather alert was about to crawl across the screen.

Tracy Letts' new play, "Superior Donuts," has found its Broadway leading man -- Michael McKean. He will open each show by yelling, "Hello Milwaukee!"