Boxer and child eater Mike Tyson announced he will fight women in his upcoming bouts. Which is nice, because now there’ll be a ref to break it up. After he gets through with women, Tyson will resume his assault on the English language.

Obama shouldn't accept any Afghan war option that doesn't include sending Mike Tyson.

Mike Tyson was detained by the police after hitting a photographer at LAX. He was the only person there to make his connection.
 

Evander Holyfield recently caught a screening of Mike Tyson's new documentary. The former heavyweight champ reportedly enjoyed the flick, although he did complain he could only hear half of it.
 

Mike Tyson has admitted to wanting to kill Brad Pitt back in the early 1990s because he was dating Tyson's ex, Robin Givens. Though we are talking about Robin Givens - after two weeks, Brad Pitt probably wanted to kill himself.

President Obama " stupidly " met with his panel of celebrity experts on ways to bring the price of unlicensed medicines down .  The group included Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown, Lindsay Lohan, Mike Tyson, Naomi Campbell, Gary Busey, Kate Moss, and former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry . The meeting ended abruptly after a wild-eyed, lust-filled Tyson tore off terrified Kate Moss's blouse and bra , and frustrated, manic-depressed Naomi bounced her iPhone off the head of Gary Busey .  Bobby Brown found it necessay to give wife Whitney a few much needed bitch-slaps .  During all the chaos and mayhem, Lindsay Lohan did get the chance to sample some of Crackhead Barry's latest stash !

Manny Pacquiao weighed in at 144 pounds, his heaviest ever, while Miguel Cotto came in at the contract limit of 145 pounds for their scheduled 12-round fight Saturday night.   Also much anticipated is the preliminary bout on Saturday night between Mike Tyson and a TMZ paparazzo.

...the U.S. Dept of Labor has come out with a list of the 3 toughest jobs in America....the first is ambulance driver, followed by air-traffic controller, and spell-checker for Mike Tyson's autobiography.