During a news conference yesterday in Iraq, President Bush ducked two shoes that were thrown at him by an Arabic television correspondent.  An Iraqi authority was asked if the man would be punished.  "Of course, he will punished," the Iraqi authority said,  "he missed."

...after widespread corruption and voter fraud were found in Afghanistan's recent presidential election, the United States has sent over a delegation from the Florida Board of Elections to do another recount and certify a winner.  The challenger Abdullah Abdullah has quit the race in protest.  The recount was completed, and George Bush has been declared the winner.  

The U.N. General Assembly declared on Monday that Afghanistan's presidential election was both credible and sound, despite allegations of ACORN voter-registration fraud.

In annual survey, Afghanistan was second only to Illinois.

U.S. troops in Afghanistan first to get new device; ‘red’ means you have a bomb up your ass or hemorrhoids. Creators of device are selling same device to U.S. hospitals for the upcoming National Health Care System.

 The U.N. General Assembly declared on Monday that Afghanistan's presidential election was both credible and sound, despite allegations that dead people from Illinois voted.

A 35-mile crack in the desert of Ethiopia will likely become a new ocean eventually, researchers now confirm.   Researchers have also confirmed that the giant crack in Octomom will eventally become a new Grand Canyon.

Hillary Clinton apparently can't believe Pakistan couldn't find Al-Qaeda. It's as shocking as the fact that her husband turned down an opportunity to arrest bin Laden. 

Hillary Clinton wore a blue burka in Pakistan while Bill was at home.  She felt confident she was out of his shooting range.  

In November Nicolas Rapp says he will be quitting my job and heading out on one of the last true adventures left on earth: Driving around the world. He'll  spend about a year on the road, starting and finishing in New York. When he can't drive, he'll ship the car by boat, then fly to the next stop to pick it up. The route will be a tough one. He'll cross Central America, then head down South America to Buenos Aires. From there, he'll ship the car to South Africa, then drive north through Africa to Europe. He'll stop in Paris to get some paperwork done, then go east through Eastern Europe, Turkey, Iran, Pakistan, and India. He'll ship the car to Thailand, drive to Laos, Cambodia, Malaysia and Indonesia, and put the car on a final sailing home to the U.S.  ***MARLAR: Some husbands will do anything to get some quiet time away from their wives.

Cemetery workers in Najaf, Iraq, have expressed ironic sorrow over the recent downturn in violence in that city. They admitted they had kind of grown accustomed to the income from the estimated 6,500 caskets a month that they sold. Those numbers have fallen to below 4,000 a month and many in the death industry around Najaf say they have suffered significant loss of business.  ***MARLAR: So now they’re selling discount AK-47’s.