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Vick Files For Bankruptcy

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 8, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Michael Vick

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Imprisoned quarterback Michael Vick has filed for bankruptcy protection while serving time for federal dogfighting charges. In the ultimate irony, the only transportation he can now afford is Greyhound.

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McNabb Hurt Bad

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Donovan McNabb

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Philadelphia's Donovan McNabb has a broken rib. We recommend he avoid going for a walk out back with Michael Vick.


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Vick Goes 0-2

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 28, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Michael Vick

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Michael Vick went 0 for 2 in his first game back in the NFL. Of course, if Vick owned the Eagles, anyone who performed that poorly would have been put down.


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Vick Wants Reality Show

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 14, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Michael Vick

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Michael Vick is hoping to repair his image by starring in a new reality show. It's done wonders for Terrell Owens.


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NFL doesn't want Rush

By: sc boston (M)
Submitted: Oct 19, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Rush Limbaugh

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Plaxico convicted on weapons charges

Michael Vick convicted on dog fighting charges 

PacMan convicted on felony assault

 - - -the NFL states Rush Limbaugh isn't someone they want to be associated with  ( ?!?!?!?!?  )  . . .. . meanwhile Charlie Manson and Phil Spector are interested buyers 

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Bet On Vick......Or Not..

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Aug 30, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Michael Vick

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In the world of sports betting.. if Michael Vick starts a game this season.. Las Vegas oddsmakers will automatically consider the Philadelphia Eagles dogs.. not favorites....go figure..


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World's oldest dog dies at 21

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Sep 1, 2009
Category: Weird  
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The secret to the dog's long life was regular exercise, proper nutrition, and no contact with Michael Vick.


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All's Fair?

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2009
Category: Sports  
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How could  Plaxico Burress get as much jail time as Michael Vick?Vick committed unspeakable acts against animals,while Plaxico basically shot himself in the foot.Justice is truly blind and dumb.


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Michael Vick Reality Show

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2009
Category: News  
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Michael Vick

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Yes, Michael Vick has gotten his own reality TV show, which he describes as "a story of hope" for kids who may be "dealing with adversity. Vick, who served 18 months in prison for running the notorious dog-fighting ring Bad Newz Kennels, is teaming up with BET for the new eight-part "docu-series," tentatively titled "The Michael Vick Project."  ***MARLAR: Because really, who better to have your kids look up to than Michael Vick?

 

 


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Vick Gets 61 Yards

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 6, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Michael Vick

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Michael Vick amassed just 61 total yards in three quarters of action against the Jets. It's not easy evading linebackers when you have an electronic bracelet on your ankle.


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Biting Kid

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2009
Category: News  
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Michael Vick

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We've all heard of kids biting in elementary school but this is definitely something new. In Dayton, Ohio, a child at Patterson-Kennedy Elementary School was misbehaving so badly that he finally had to be brought to the assistant principal's office by teacher Stephen Green. While in the office the boy became violent, started throwing things and had to be restrained by Green. That's when the kid bit the teacher on the forearm and would not let go! Assistant Principal Jack Johnson had to pry the boy's mouth open to get him to finally give it up. Green, age 54, went to a hospital to be treated for the bite. The child, whose age and name was not released, was taken to a hospital for a psychological examination.  ***MARLAR: The school immediately was called by Michael Vick asking if the boy was up for adoption.

 


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