The Dolphins have reportedly asked Jimmy Buffett to be part owner.  Miami then asked him to supply margaritas to ease the pain of watching the Heat.

...Miami Dolphins senior advisor Bill Parcells is rumored to be leaving the team...if this happens, the Dolphins will be certified "Tuna free." 

The Lions have reached out to Dolphins assistant coach Todd Bowles regarding their coaching vacancy. The news comes as a surprise to many insiders who thought the team would already be onto the "C" section of the phonebook.

Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez's husband has become a minority owner in the Miami Dolphins.  This move was apparently done to increase ticket sales to Miami's Hispanic population.

In related moves, the San Francisco 49ers sold a piece of the team to Clay Aiken and the Dallas Cowboys started "Bring your favorite Mexican to a game" day.  Comedian George Lopez couldn't be reached for comment. 

The Miami Dolphins hired T-Pain to modernize their fight song. Because if there's anyone who knows what it's like to be a Dolphins fan, it's someone named "Pain."
 

Dolphins running back Ricky Williams is putting his autobiography on hold. Because he accidentally smoked the first chapter.
 

It has been reported that Grammy winner Gloria Estefans now has a small ownership in the Miami Dolphins. When asked to comment on the situation Bill Parcels said, The Dolphins only have room for one Big Tuna.

The Miami Dolphins won their fourth straight game by defeating the Oakland Raiders.  But good luck finding that game broadcast in English.

Gloria Estefan plans to purchase a small ownership stake in the Miami Dolphins. It's unclear when fans should begin demanding a refund.

The Miami Dolphins placed Chad Pennington on Injured Reserve. Along with the souls of their fans.