A Florida Catholic priest is fighting a stripper for custody of the baby girl conceived during their seven year relationship. The now former Catholic priest is unemployed while the ex-stripper owns a Miami dollar store.

While this story is wrong on many levels, I find it ironic that the stripper now owns, of all things a dollar store.

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A 43-year-old woman, in a Miami mall clothing store, doused herself with a flammable liquid, set herself on fire, then walked around engulfed in flames as shocked shoppers watched, authorities said.  She was air-lifted to a hospital after the flames were put out.

Authorities do not know why she set herself on fire and walked out of the store, but they are investigating an unconfirmed lead that someone told her “Thanks, but I wanted a Bud Light!”

Miami believes it's found a way to lure LeBron James and Chris Bosh to the Heat. It's called "a miracle."

The Dolphins have reportedly asked Jimmy Buffett to be part owner.  Miami then asked him to supply margaritas to ease the pain of watching the Heat.

Pitbull will soon embark on a nationwide tour.  Unfortunately, Philadelphia will not be one of the stops.  Pitbull wasn't able to obtain a restraining order against Micahel Vick.  

Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez's husband has become a minority owner in the Miami Dolphins.  This move was apparently done to increase ticket sales to Miami's Hispanic population.

In related moves, the San Francisco 49ers sold a piece of the team to Clay Aiken and the Dallas Cowboys started "Bring your favorite Mexican to a game" day.  Comedian George Lopez couldn't be reached for comment. 

The Miami Dolphins hired T-Pain to modernize their fight song. Because if there's anyone who knows what it's like to be a Dolphins fan, it's someone named "Pain."
 

Tennessee has dismissed two freshmen football players charged in an attempted armed robbery. Miami sent them honorary degrees.

Miami Heat rookie Michael Beasley is suspected of battling depression. Friends suspect that because he's on the Miami Heat.

The Miami Dolphins placed Chad Pennington on Injured Reserve. Along with the souls of their fans.