Upon hearing that Barack Obama won the American election, hundreds of would-be undocumented workers approaching the U.S. border turned around and headed back to Mexico. Indeed, Obama’s plans to bankrupt the country are secretly his solution to unchecked immigration.

A new survey says Mexican adults curse an average of 20 times a day. Judging by the the size of their families, they're probably just talking dirty during sex.

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The cursing rate doubles for Mexicans who cross the border and become Clippers fans.

The Mexican player was content to buy one house for his family, relatives, and friends.  

The French player quit when he had to pay half his money in rent to the German contestant.

The Indian player owned all the cheap hotels.

Eva Longoria Parker says she is enrolling in a master's program to learn about her Mexican roots. Lesson one, talk to the set builders on 'Desperate Housewives.'

Chula Vista winning the little league world series means its the first time mexican cheering was done for 12 year olds that didnt involve having a baby.

For years, Mexican children have been illegally attending public schools in the h US border of Felipe Del Rio.  School Superintendent Kelt Cooper has now banned students from attending school in the town without proof of US residency.   There is concern that banning these illegal student from attending school in the US will cost the school district over $2 million in Federal funding and thousands of dollars in bake sale revenue – the brownies have always been the best sellers and people who buy them always come back to buy more munchies.  

Two Saudi Al Qaeda Suspects doubling up on costumes were arrested at Tijuana entry to California. Immigration official had a sneaking GUT instinct something was wrong, This stuff they don't teach you in school, it is more of a instinct that we border guards have. .I knew something was wrong when I asked them their names and they answered me in Arabic.

Mexico extradited 11 fugitives to the United States on Saturday, putting 2009’s total Mexico-to-U.S. extraditions at 100 — the highest yearly level ever. 

When asked for comment, Rush Limbaugh was quoted as saying: “So, is that what we’re calling illegal immigration now?” 

Mexico evacuates thousands ahead of hurricane...Mexican water"evacuates" thousands more...

Residents are urged to seek shelter and stock up on food, water, and Imodium AD.