Allen Iverson is considering quitting basketball. So he can catch up with the rest of the Grizzlies.

Allen Iverson has taken an indefinite leave from the Grizzlies. Like most of the team's fans.

Clippers forward Zach Randolph was arrested for DUI. Randolph was obviously drunk, because he was happy about being on the Clippers.

Johnny Flynn has said he's the best guard in this year's NBA draft. Which is like being the best player on the Grizzlies.

Memphis Grizzlies guard O.J. Mayo owes $150,000 for custom jewelry. Well, he certainly didn't win any of it.

Hasheem Thabeet fractured his jaw after colliding with Zach Randolph's head. Finally – we knew Randolph's head had to be good for something.

Ricky Rubio is reportedly not interested in competing in Memphis. Which is perfect, since the Grizzlies haven’t competed in years.

Minor League pitcher Lenny DiNardo gave up 15 earned runs over three innings against the AAA Fresno Grizzlies. The veteran lefthander was so horrible the Mets are considering adding him to their bullpen.
 

Allen Iverson is already complaining about his role on the bench. Mainly because he has to watch the Grizzlies.
 

The Memphis Grizzlies have received permission to speak to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar about a position with the team: center.