A 54-year-old Wisconsin man recently ate his 23,000^th Big Mac.  He will be missed.  

http://rinemania.com/

A salty burger has landed a McDonald's employee in the slammer and facing criminal charges.  Kendra Bull spent a night in jail because a police officer's burger was too salty -- so salty he says it made him sick. Bull is charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct. ***MARLAR: If using too much salt in your recipes is considered a crime, I think I just found a way to get rid of my mother-in-law. 

According to the Obsessive-Compulsive Foundation an estimated 700,000 to 1.4 million people in the United States are believed to have compulsive hoarding syndrome, a sub-condition of obsessive-compulsive disorder. That's a condition where a person saves and piles up almost everything much of which is on no value at all.  ***MARLAR: That might explain the McDonald’s wrappers on my car’s floorboard.   

Rush Limbaugh is in talks to purchase the Rams, because Limbaugh has plenty of experience showing blind allegiance to a failed franchise. Actually, Limbaugh is buying the Rams because the St. Louis arch reminds him of McDonald's.

A newborn infant literally tipped the scales with a birthweight of 19.2lbs. However, doctors tragically discovered that the baby was born addicted to Big Macs. 

Awesome! McDonalds new happy meal comes with a Nobel Peace Prize!!!

FBI records reveal that Anna Nicole Smith was under investigation in 2000 and 2001 for a murder-for-hire plot. 

Prosecutors ultimately decided there wasn’t enough evidence to charge the model. 

They couldn’t prove she enlisted any outside help in killing her career.

Authorities were, however, able to convict Smith of slaughtering 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, and a 20-piece Chicken McNuggets — all in a single sitting. 

McDonald's reported sales increased in July, as the nation's biggest fast food chain benefited from cost-conscious consumers, promotional coffee drinks, and an expectation that a universal health care bill that will take care of our clogging arteries will pass Congress.

Avis continues to try harder.  The rental car company is offering customers a wireless Internet service to use in its rented cars, hotel rooms and other places a traveler might go.  The Avis Connect service -- as it is called -- is priced at ten dollars, 95 cents a day. It can transmit a Wi-Fi signal to multiple laptops and other mobile devices at the same time.  ***MARLAR: We complain about people using cell phones and eating Big Macs while driving – now they’ll be watching YouTube. 

Do you remember the commercial back in the 1970's about littering? The one with the crying Indian?  

He'd walk the land picking up the garbage that others left behind. People would throw a bag of McDonalds out at him and he'd cry.

 I never figured out...what was he so upset for? It wasn't HIS LAND ANYMORE ~ 

I went into Mc donalds the other day  and theve got all this mc cafe shit, mc cafe le cafe

im like, really? thats what kids want now?  A fucken fritatta and a latte?

I guess its all just money at the end of the day tho, but i mean couldnt you come up with something better then a fucken cafe? seriously? you are a multi billion dollar company and your idea is to put another food outlet...in your..... food.... outlet? wtf

Personally my idea.....Mcwhore house..im serious,it would work, just dont get confused about where you are,thats all im saying... walk up to the madaam and order a quater pounder with cheese, cause ull end uop with an anorexic chick with thrush sitting on ya face