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People suck

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Nov 14, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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People suckMatt Damon has been named the "sexiest man alive" by People magazine.

In related news, People Magazine has been named "shittiest magazine ever" by everyone else.

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Fatt Damon

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Aug 19, 2009
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Fatt Damon

Matt Damon had to gain 30 pounds to play the part of  bipolar whistle-blower Mark Whitacre in the upcoming dark comedy "The Informant!," which is based on the 2000 book of the same name.

Next up, Damon will begin production of "The Bourne Obesity."

 


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A Star Is Bourne

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
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A Star Is BourneWhen receiving a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame actor Matt Damon reacted with disbelief.

So did everyone else.

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Damon Named People's 'Sexiest Man Alive'

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Nov 14, 2007
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Damon Named People's 'Sexiest Man Alive'According to People Magazine, Matt Damon is the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! Even though the picture on the cover makes it look like he just finished a long night of drinking and harassing the secretary at the company xmas party.

Boy, Ben Affleck must really be pissed about this. When Matt's career took off and Ben's didn't... Ben probably thought to himself, "Well, at least I'm the good looking one."

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Bourne Secret

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2007
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The Bourne Ultimatum, is getting rave reviews from film critics. Matt Damon attributes the success to his personal ultimatum… “go see it or we’re making Ocean’s 14.”

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Damo Mad at Torre

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Apr 29, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Johnny Damon is reportedly upset with Joe Torre's book. It was only a matter of time before someone finally read it to him.
 


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Matt Damon: So Smart

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2007
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Matt Damon believes "bad choices" have ruined Ben Affleck's film career. I believe Matt Damon is a rocket scientist.

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iraq solution

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Mar 18, 2008
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...was asked recently if i had any ideas which might help out our military presence in iraq...i think we should send matt damon there....have you seen the "bourne ultimatum"?...matt damon single handedly takes out about 8 or 9 agents in under an hour and a half....you send him over to iraq and in a couple of weeks he'll have the situation under control.

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Ben and Matt

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2009
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I heard Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a sequel to their 1997 Oscar winning screenplay.. The plot is similar to the original. This installment centers around the janitor at a thrift store with a genius I.Q. Proposed title... "Goodwill Hunting II"..


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