Norm Coleman will now have to resort to his backup plan, being South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's wingman.

"I just flew in from Buenos Aires boy are my excuses tired"

The Cherokee County Sheriff's Office is heading up the search for a man believed to have fatally shot five people in less than a week near Gaffney, South Carolina.

In related news…

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has again gone missing.

 

So this guy goes to a carpet store. The salesman tells him to take his shoes off and try the different grades of carpet. He steps on the first one and says " Hey, that's pretty nice, what's that?". The salesman says " That's Stainmaster and it's 50 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one and says " That's incredible, what's that?". The salesman says " That's 100% wool and it's 100 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one, a really deep shag, and says "This is amazing. I am in love, what's this?" The salesman says " I can't sell you this, it costs too much." The guy says " Why not?". The salesman says " Governor Sanford, that's Argentinian beaver and it will cost you everything.".

The Argentine women, whom governor Mark Sanford had an affair with, turns out to had been a television reporter.

Due to her heritage, Sanford’s critics joke that the whole affair will be broadcast on Telemundo, except the Argentine women’s legitimate orgasm, which will broadcast on the aptly-stationed, "Bravo!"

Congressman Joe Wilson blurted out in Joint Session of Congress that Obama is a liar, while Governor Mark Sanford, both representing South Carolina, 'tooled' with an Argentinian hottie. When polled, the average South Carolinian asked, "Who's Wilson and Sanford?"

"I'm innocent.  I was hiking the Appalachain Trail,"  Governor Mark Sanford told police.  

Governor Mark Sanford recently cheated on his wife and went to South America to seek out his soul mate. His wife is holding press conferences trying to save her marriage. I say screw that. Keep his ass in South America. Let him die of malaria.

So this guy goes to a carpet store. The salesman tells him to take his shoes off and try the different grades of carpet. He steps on the first one and says " Hey, that's pretty nice, what's that?". The salesman says " That's Stainmaster and it's 50 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one and says " That's incredible, what's that?". The salesman says " That's 100% wool and it's 100 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one, a really deep shag, and says "This is amazing. I am in love, what's this?" The salesman says " I can't sell you this, it costs too much." The guys says " Why not?". The salesman says " Governor Sanford, that's Argentinian beaver and it will cost you everything.".