Madonna has announced that she's divorcing Guy Ritchie to be with Alex Rodriguez. This being mid October, it's the latest in the year that Rodriguez has ever scored.

The big question is who will get custody of the kids:  Jon, Kate, or Madonna?

He will be sent back before Madonna can file for the right to adopt him.  

Unemployment is now 10.2 percent. How bad is the economy? The economy is so bad that Archie is pimping Betty AND Veronica. The economy is so bad that people are using the DMV as a portrait studio. The economy is so bad the former Miss USA, Carrie Prejean, had to pawn her implants. The economy is so bad, Donald Trump had to fire himself. The economy is so bad, the Three Little Pigs can't afford to get swine flu. The economy is so bad, the GEICO caveman ate the GEICO Gecko. The economy is so bad, Madonna adopted a baby from Detroit.

Alex Rodriguez is no longer in a slump. But for the record, Madonna hates being called that.
 

Frankly, I'm not really sure who should get custody of the kids-- Madonna or Angelina Jolie.

Human rights advocate Madonna disagrees.  She says only faithful husbands should be whipped.

   For years now, Sean Penn has longingly kissed the ass of one brutal dictator after another.

   I think he just misses Madonna. 

Levi Johnston said Sarah Palin wanted to adopt his child so that people wouldn't know her 17-year-old was pregnant.   Plan B was to give the child to Madonna or Angelina Jolie 

Im not surprised that Arod was with Madonna.

 They both have a lot of hits and no world series rings.

A man has proved that you can never have too much underwear when he stole more than 130 pairs of panties from a Victoria’s Secret store. A police report says a female accomplice held open the door during the theft and both sped away in a green car. The suspects, Alex Rodriquez and Madonna are still at large.