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A Goody From Our Archive...   August 9, 2006

Laurie Kilmartin
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MTV Under Fire

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Aug 9, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

MTV

52 Jokes  6 Videos

MTV is being accused of racism for its cartoon, "Where My Dogs At?", which depicts black women on leashes. MTV responded, "Well, we were going for sexist, but racist is good too!"


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Morton Conti
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MTV's VMAs renamed

By: Morton Conti (C)
Submitted: Sep 14, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

MTV

52 Jokes  6 Videos

It's official! Last night's MTV Video Music Awards will be renamed "When Rappers behave like Congressmen"


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The Miracle Known as Kanye

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Sep 14, 2009
Category: Blogs  Staff Pick!
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Kanye West

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The Miracle Known as Kanye

(Quips made right after Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech on MTV's video music awards)
 
Kanye West has won! Douche of the decade! Congrats!
 
I just re-watched that Kanye clip. Seriously, he is a complete piece of shit. I wish Beyonce had gone on stage, told him that Ray Ellin said that, and then congratulated Taylor Swift. I hope Al Sharpton comes out and speaks on Taylor's behalf.

(mid-show)

This just in - President Obama has offered to step in and make peace between Kanye West and Taylor Swift... over a glass of milk - -- (she's only 19)

This just in - Serena Williams cursed out Kanye West. (for those of you who watched the US Open).
Meanwhile, I don't even CARE about this crap... but I truly find the lack of social graces fascinating... let's all cheer the 'Love for Michael Jackson,' but... act like scumbags to your colleagues who are alive lol

(after Beyonce gave Taylor Swift her award speech time)

Beyonce. Well done! Actually would have paid to see Kanye run out AGAIN in the middle of Taylor Swift's second speech. 


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Did you see Kanye West on Jay Leno last night?

By: Rick Gilstrap (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Jay Leno

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 Kayne was on Jay Leno last night trying to apologize about the VMA incident involving Taylor Swift, but right in the middle of his apology..SC Representative Joe Wilson interupted him yelling, "YOU LIAR!"


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Kanye West apologizes

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Sep 16, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Kanye West

40 Jokes

Kanye West called Taylor Swift to apologize for sabotaging her acceptance speech at the VMA's.   Taylor Swift tried to accept his apology but Kanye West interrupted to say that Barack Obama had the best apology acceptance this year when he accepted the apology made by Joe Wilson.  In fact, Kanye added Barack Obama had the best acceptance of an apology ever.   


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President Obama Was Interupted During his Speech

By: Xan  (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

882 Jokes  28 Videos

 President Obama called Kanye West a "Jackass" for outbursting at the MTV Music Awards show. Republican Congress man Joe Wilson grabbed the mic and said, "You lie! Serena Williams has the best outburst of the year!"

 

 


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16 and Pregnant

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Birth Control

369 Jokes  9 Videos

16 and Pregnant

I was watching the finale of "16 and Pregnant" on MTV last night where all the 16 year old parents came back on the show so Dr. Drew can ask them why they didn't use protection.  And the answers were just hysterical. 

One kid said, "It just feels sooo much better without the condom..." 

Another couple said, "We were using protection.... in the beginning... but then we stopped"

And another one goes, "I don't know... we just weren't using it..."

Am I the only one who listened in sex ed class?  I just turned 32 this year and my mom said to me, "You know Rick, when I was your age I was already married with two kids"

And I said, "Yeah! I dodged that bullet! I am soo proud of myself for making it this far with out knocking anyone up... pat myself on the back for that one"

I have a dog that's litter boxed trained... that's about as much responsibility as I can handle.


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You Kanye Always Get What You Want

By: PJ Brown (C)
Submitted: Sep 14, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Kanye West

40 Jokes

Kanye West sabotaged Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the VMAs. At least now I get why Michael Jackson changed his skin color. 


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top of the poops

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Sep 16, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

MTV

52 Jokes  6 Videos

...after his recent outburst at the VMA awards, kanye west is now the first entertainer to be #1 on the charts while still being "#2"... 


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Try The Bi

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Sep 7, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

MTV

52 Jokes  6 Videos

MTV star Sheila Tequila has claimed that San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman restrained and battered her.Merriman begs to differ.In his version of the story,he just did a few Tequila body shots. 


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E.S.L

By: Tony  (M)
Submitted: Mar 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

MTV

52 Jokes  6 Videos

MTV Tr3s has a new show that is actually really funny. Check out this clip:

http://www.mtvtr3s.com/video/?vid=345807

It’s on again tonight at 9...


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