Eminem says he and Jimmy Kimmel will fly about 200 laid-off autoworkers to Los Angeles for Friday's taping of his appearance on Kimmel's show. The rapper feels the autoworkers have not suffered enough.

Vegas is giving odds that the recent marriage of Khloe Kardashian and Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom will meet its ultimate demise within six months, one year, or three more road games. 

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Ron Artest has said fans should blame him if the Los Angeles Lakers don't repeat as NBA champs. But not from too close, or he'll beat the crap out of them.
 

In order to improve attendance at next year's show, it wil be held inside the Los Angeles County prison.

 A Volkswagen van stolen 35 years ago in Washington state has been found in a shipping container at the Los Angeles/Long Beach seaport.   The owner, who was last seen at Woodstock, is still missing!

A deadly wildfire burning north of Los Angeles grew to more than twice the size of California's capital Tuesday evening.

Officials maintain, however, that the burned out area still remains a nicer place to live than Sacramento.

Turns out Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has a real law breaker right in his own home -- his wife Maria Shriver. The Governor finally caught wind of his wife's illegal activity -- habitually talking on her cell phone while driving! That violates the new law that her hubby supported and signed into law just last year. Maria was photographed twice driving her car while holding her cell phone -- most recently last Sunday in Los Angeles. Had she been busted, she would have owed the bankrupt state of California $20 plus fees for the first offense and $50 plus fees for the second. The pictures were forwarded to Schwarzenegger who went on Twitter and dropped the following note to Harvey Levin: "Thanks for bringing her violations to my attention. There's going to be swift action."  ***MARLAR: He says there is no truth to the rumor that he is going to terminate her. 

The Philadelphia Phillies crushed the Los Angeles Dodgers 11-0. The good news for Los Angelinos is now the Clippers and Kings don't look as bad.
 

Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt and his wife Jamie have separated. No word on who gets custody of the child: Manny Ramirez.

"Forget it, Judge.  It's Los Angeles."

(Movie dorks like me, laugh now!) 

The Los Angeles Lakers were booed at home in a loss to the Houston Rockets. Fans were so irate that it almost sounded like a Clippers game.