Farmers in western central Ohio are hoping to preserve some breeds of livestock considered endangered by conservationists.

However, there is one breed they are actually happy to get rid of—The RUSSMENEVE. The RUSSMENEVE is a particularly smelly, ape-like mammal. The RUSSMENEVE can usually be found climbing in and out of dumpsters and enjoys living alone in small, dark, cramped quarters where they devour large quantities of protein bars. And ham.

So when did Artie Lange become an astronaut?

because if Lisa Lampanelli can write a book, anyone can write a book. Here's a comedian whose entire act consists of talking about black guys who like fat white women. Original stuff. If Lisa Lampanelli can write a book, then Artie Lange can open a driving school.

(Quips made right after Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech on MTV's video music awards)
 
Kanye West has won! Douche of the decade! Congrats!
 
I just re-watched that Kanye clip. Seriously, he is a complete piece of shit. I wish Beyonce had gone on stage, told him that Ray Ellin said that, and then congratulated Taylor Swift. I hope Al Sharpton comes out and speaks on Taylor's behalf.

(mid-show)

This just in - President Obama has offered to step in and make peace between Kanye West and Taylor Swift... over a glass of milk - -- (she's only 19)

This just in - Serena Williams cursed out Kanye West. (for those of you who watched the US Open).
Meanwhile, I don't even CARE about this crap... but I truly find the lack of social graces fascinating... let's all cheer the 'Love for Michael Jackson,' but... act like scumbags to your colleagues who are alive lol

(after Beyonce gave Taylor Swift her award speech time)

Beyonce. Well done! Actually would have paid to see Kanye run out AGAIN in the middle of Taylor Swift's second speech. 

For those not familiar with this flick, "The Soloist" is a movie about Ray Ellin's sex life.

A new book entitled "My Booky Wook" is a memoir that details a comedian's addictions to sex, drugs, and stand-up comedy.  "I hope it's a best seller," says author Ray Ellin. 

It dawned on me,that if Ellen DeGeneres married Ray Ellin,she would be Ellen Ellin.But I really don't foresee that happening any time soon. 

And here in America:

Ray Ellin pays fan $20,000 for kiss on the cheek

Wow, who would have thought a Giant Anteater has something in common with Ray Ellin?