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Mummified Dog Found in Egyptian Tomb

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: May 5, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Some 2,300 years ago, something akin to a Jack Russell terrier was laid to rest. Scientist called the mummified pet remarkable. Larry King called the mummified pet ‘Fido‘. 


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"Moore Money"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Michael Moore, promoting his new film, “Capitalism: A Love Story” on The Larry King Show, declared capitalism a failure. Moore’s previous films have grossed $172,833,594.


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"Over the Limit"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Mariah Carey told Larry King that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role  in the film "Precious".  When the talk show host asked her what it tastes like, Mariah looked at him and replied, "Oh please, Larry, you were obviously raised on the stuff!"


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Mariah Carey Was Emotionally Abused

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Mariah Carey Was Emotionally Abused

During an appearance on “Larry King Live”, singer/awful actress Mariah Carey revealed that she was “emotionally abused” in a past relationship.

That’s funny… I said the same thing after seeing “Glitter”. 


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Edgar Allan Poe finally getting proper funeral

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Oct 7, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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In related news, friends and family of Larry King wonder when he will be getting  his proper funeral.


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" THIS IS IT " GALA PREMIERE OPENING

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Michael Jackson

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The long awaited Michael Jackson film " This Is It " opened yesterday and immediately earned over 2 million dollars . The four remaining Jackson brothers  Jermaine, Marlon, Tito, and Jackie attended the premiere . CNN's Larry King called in to inquire about how the show was doing . Jermaine told King, " It's doing great Larry you should be here, Why aren't you here ? "  Larry replied, " I would but I'm doing my show. You know, I gotta work ."  A puzzled Jermaine thought for a minute then asked his brothers Tito, Marlon, and Jackie  " What does that word "Work" mean anyway ? "   One of the Jackson Brothers mumbled, " I'm sure I don't know but it was good Michael passed when he did because i was flat broke until now . " 


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Classic King

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Sep 19, 2009
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I'm pretty sure that Burt Reynolds is the oldest celebrity to ever go into rehab.No wait,Larry King was addicted to Coca Cola when it still had cocaine in it.My bad!


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"Drink Up"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Mariah Carey

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On The Larry King Show, Mariah Carey told him that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role in the film "Precious".  To survive her acting, audience members will hopefully be given free "amnesia juice" when they leave the theater!  


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BALLOON BOY ON LARRY KING LIVE

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2009
Category: News  
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Wolf Blitzer substituting for Larry King, interviewed the Heene family the other day on CNN . Blitzer was heard saying after the show " Well young Falcon is certainly no Birdbrain . "  But his mom Mayumi, Oh what a Dingbat ! "   


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Police find woman living with a corpse

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Oct 16, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Police said no charges will be filed against Larry King's wife.


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Like Kissing A Pig

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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When Larry King learned that CNN medical expert Dr. Sanjay Gupta had contracted swine flu,he totally freaked out.Swine flu is a non kosher influenza.


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