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 Maggie Gyllenhaal is in final talks to star opposite Christian Bale
in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight," the next installment in the revitalized Batman franchise. She'll play the role of Rachel Dawes, played by Katie Holmes in "Batman Begins." Holmes dropped out of theproject earlier in the year.
It is speculated that Holmes was persuaded not to do the film by husband Tom Cruise. Cruise is upset that Batman is not a Scientologist - he is a Reform Jew. Also, it is widely known that Batman takes Prozac, and drives around in a Batmobile, not a spaceship.
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According to Australia’s NW magazine Britney Spears is trying to look more like Katie Holmes. Britney even went so far as to ask Katie, “What stylist does your vagina?”
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Woman's Day reports Katie Holmes has reached her boiling point with Tom Cruise. The Aussie tabloid claims she is tired of his demands to change her clothes and make-up as well as attend Scientology "mommy" classes. A source says, "Katie actually refers to herself as Tom's 'Stepford Wife' to her friends."
Tom says Katie can leave anytime she wants.....all she has to do is pick the lock ....Knock out the guards....swim across the moat and make her way across the mine fields in front of the compound....i mean house.
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 While on a shopping trip with husband Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes called the police.
When asked why she called police, Holmes said, “It was a split-second decision when I noticed Tom wasn't looking.”
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Katie Holmes was among the tens of thousands of runners participating in Sunday's New York City Marathon, finishing the race in 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds. Apparently she crawled the first 25 miles.
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Jada Pinkett Smith denied rumors that Katie Holmes is a prisoner in her marriage with Tom Cruise. Smith said, “Katie is more like a hostage.”
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Jada Pinkett Smith has denied rumors that Katie Holmes is a prisoner in her marriage with Tom Cruise.
Yea, at least that’s what Katie told her when she was permitted to make her one phone call.
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According to the NY Daily News, Katie Holmes' Armani wedding gown cost $2.6 million. 
