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Burt Hansen
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Nude Photos Of Kate Moss

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Apr 17, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Kate Moss

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Nude Photos Of Kate MossA pair of nude photographs is being auctioned off of supermodel Kate Moss and they’re expected to sell for $74,000.

Or for two bucks, collectors can purchase the cheaper visual equivalent, a photo of a blonde wig and cable wire.

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Madame Tussaud's Unveils Wax Kate Moss

By: Anthony DeVito (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Cocaine

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Mounted next to the statue is a pile of wax cocaine, and the real Pete Doherty.

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Super Special Delivery

By: Paul Mecurio (C)
Submitted: Oct 23, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Kate Moss

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Supermodel Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, the British rocker who's been arrested repeatedly on drug charges, are having a baby. The couple said they felt it was time to settle down and do massive amounts of blow in between binging and purging at home instead of the clubs.

Friends say Kate is really looking forward to being the person who tells the nanny what to do with her child.


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Gary B.
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Man In Guinness for Being Hit by Car

By: Gary B. (M)
Submitted: Dec 10, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Kate Moss

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Matthew McKnight holds the Guinness record for "Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident." He lived to tell about being thrown 118 feet by a car that hit him while traveling about 70 mph.

This record is probably safe unless Kate Moss gets hit by a speeding Hummer.

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DailyComedy Celebrity Analogy

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Answer: B

Explanation: Kate Moss recently got back together with Pete Doherty. Robin Williams recently got back together with booze.

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Ego Blow

By: Scott Cleveland (C)
Submitted: May 3, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Ego BlowPresident Bush was notably left off
TIME magazine’s “100 Most Influential” list.

Kate Moss, however, was included and praised for overcoming her bout with cocaine.


W: “Wait a damn minute.”

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Ten Reasons Why Heroin is Better Than Bulimia

By: April Brucker (C)
Submitted: Jan 2, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Heroin

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10. Bulimics have shit for self esteem. Heroin addicts have to have self esteem. How else do you get to the corner to sell yourself for sex?

9. Bulimia requires buying excess amounts of food and taking hours to binge it all and then purge it. Heroin, you just load the needle and off you go.

8. Bulimia makes you feel like shit after you purge. Heroin makes you feel good. Damn good.

7. Bulimics are self centered and cry all the fucking time. Heroin addicts say things like, "Ya, thats groovy. Now fuck you."

6. Bulimics keep their habit a secret. Heroin addicts track mark with pride.

5. Bulimia makes you shy away from confrontations. Heroin makes you slobber and fight with the police.

4. Why would you want to be called a puker when you could be called a junkie instead? Junkie is cuter and sounds so much cooler.

3. Bulimics have tales of treatment where they get feeding tubes and whine whine whine about how one time over the toilet.....Heroin addicts have cool things like mug shots and stories about overdosing. Who could beat that with a spoon.

2. Kate Moss made the switch. That should say something.

1. With heroin you can be skinny and keep your teeth.


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Tom Brady Sacked Five Times

By: Gary B. (M)
Submitted: Feb 4, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Tom Brady

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Tom Brady was sacked five times in the New England Patriots loss to the New York Giants.

In fact, Tom Brady spent more time on his back than Paris Hilton in a porn video.

Tom Brady was knocked down more times than Kate Moss in a windstorm.

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Moss on a high

By: Marshall Henry (C)
Submitted: Dec 19, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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In an interview Monday, Kate Moss said that her career has been on a high since she got out of rehab. 

            -She then said that she was very jealous of it

 


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Kate Moss faces prosecution again

By: Michael Bregman (C)
Submitted: Sep 27, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Cocaine

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Kate Moss is in trouble again and it's not cocaine this time. Just plain cigarettes. She was smoking them on stage in Ireland which would be a violation or Ireland's strict smoking ban.

If they get her for that it'll be even bigger than getting Al Capone for tax evation.

 


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