10. Bulimics have shit for self esteem. Heroin addicts have to have self esteem. How else do you get to the corner to sell yourself for sex? 9. Bulimia requires buying excess amounts of food and taking hours to binge it all and then purge it. Heroin, you just load the needle and off you go. 8. Bulimia makes you feel like shit after you purge. Heroin makes you feel good. Damn good. 7. Bulimics are self centered and cry all the fucking time. Heroin addicts say things like, "Ya, thats groovy. Now fuck you." 6. Bulimics keep their habit a secret. Heroin addicts track mark with pride. 5. Bulimia makes you shy away from confrontations. Heroin makes you slobber and fight with the police. 4. Why would you want to be called a puker when you could be called a junkie instead? Junkie is cuter and sounds so much cooler. 3. Bulimics have tales of treatment where they get feeding tubes and whine whine whine about how one time over the toilet.....Heroin addicts have cool things like mug shots and stories about overdosing. Who could beat that with a spoon. 2. Kate Moss made the switch. That should say something. 1. With heroin you can be skinny and keep your teeth.
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