KFC has announced that it will stop cooking with trans fatty oils. Said a representative, “Our dependence on trans fatty oils has left our customers too fat to defend America’s dependence on foreign oil.”

Stereotypes can put you in some awkward situations.  Like the other week I was out of town and getting hungry.  I didn't really know where any restaurants were, but I saw this black guy walking down the street and pulled over.  I said, "Excuse me sir, but could you tell me where the KFC is at?"  And he responded, "TYPICAL WHITE AMERICA, askin' the Black Man where the Chicken be at....  So you ASSUME because I'm a brother, that I know where the KFC's at?"  And I said, "NO Sir, you've got this ALL wrong.  I ASSUMED, since you were wearing the uniform that you could tell me how to get there!"  

KFC today announced their new sandwich, the Double Down.  It has bacon, melted swiss and pepperjack cheeses and the colonel's sauce, nestled snugly between two fried chicken patties instead of bread.

Finally, they've figured out a way to eliminate those sesame seeds.

I think the name "Double Down" is appropriate too.  Eating one of these is clearly a gamble - not just on your life but whether or not you'll make it to the toilet in time.

...South Carolina officials said a chickenhouse fire claimed the lives of 22,000 chickens that were set to go to market Wednesday...KFC is expected to announce the 99 cent Blackened Chicken Sandwich shortly. 

On Tuesday, Oprah Winfrey announced on her show that coupons for a free KFC Grilled Chicken dinner would be available on her website.  The giveaway was an overwhelming success. In fact, AIG alone received $30 billion in chicken dinners.   

Boston Police Officer Justin Barrett tearfully appeared on Larry King Live last night to make a last ditch effort to save his job . " I am truly sorry for that stupid email I sent to everyone after the Professor Henry Gates arrest last week . Please forgive me as I am not a racist, i was just a little frustrated that day . Officer Barrett with the help of his attorney, clarified his now regretable statement .  " What i really meant to say was, Gates is a KFC, Watermelon-Eating Lawn Jockey ! "   ........P.S,  In the future I will never ask a bunch of second grader's to help me with my nasty emails ....

  KFC HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

                It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.

...the new KFC "Double Down" sandwich replaces the traditional bun with 2 original recipe chicken fillets.  KFC will also offer the "Double Down" meal, which comes with fries, drink, and a defibrilator.  

Yesterday Oprah Winfrey spoke to the graduates of Duke University and received an honorary degree.   After her address, the president of Duke gave out the diplomas and Oprah handed each graduate a coupon good for a free chicken dinner at KFC.

Eccentric hothead Joaquin Phoenix was asked to give a handwriting sample.So he walked into a men's room and wrote obscenities on the bathroom wall. 

Kentucky needs a Major-League Baseball team called the Fried Chickens.