Jose Canseco and Danny Bonaduce fought to a draw in their highly-hyped three-round boxing match. The fight had no winner, but still managed to have two losers.

Jose Canseco pleaded guilty to trying to bring a fertility drug across the border from Mexico. The real crime is the fact that they let him back into America.

Jose Canseco's ex-wife Jessica is now dating Jeremy Piven. Someone should probably tell her that he's not really an agent.
 

Jose Canseco says he wishes he didn't name names in his book "Juiced." The only people who regret the book more are the people who paid for it.

The Baseball Hall of Fame has announced they're keeping Mark McGwire's bat in Cooperstown. We are hoping they'll use it to beat some sense into Jose Canseco.

....Its nice to know the Bash Brothers are finally sticking together! 

A sports medicine clinic in Houston will remove Roger Clemens' name from their building. In a similar story, management will remove Jose Canseco's name from his shirt at Jiffy Lube.

Jose Canseco has agreed to fight Danny Bonaduce in a Celebrity Boxing Federation bout in January. Unfortunately, the fight is not to the death. The Celebrity Boxing Federation will also be changing its name to the Former Celebrity Boxing Federation.

Jose Canseco has been charged with a misdemeanor offense of trying to bring a reproductive drug across the border from Mexico. Apparently, the only thing that's fertile on Canseco is his imagination.

Jose Canseco has been subpoenaed by a grand jury. On the positive side, it's the first time anyone has wanted to talk to him in months.