Reality show stars Jon and Kate Gosselin of TLC's  "Jon & Kate plus 8" are finally getting a divorce after months of feuding.

There will be a new reality show to cover the divorce proceedings, to be called "Jon & Kate plus 8 Jewish attorneys."

TLC should sue Jon on "Judge Judy", send "Dog, the Bounty Hunter" after him when he bolts without paying, show him getting arrested on "Cops", and tossing salad on "Lockup". He'd truly be the King of Reality at that point, and aside from the anal rape... that AIN'T bad!

Jon Gosselin emptied the joint bank account of his and wife, Kate Gosselin, leaving her very little money.

So, from now on, the show will be titled,  "Kate and Eight...Dollars..."

The recession is affecting American's in every way imaginable.  It's trickled from housing purchases all the way down to who you date.  I've recently considered dating Kate Gosselin; not because i'm attracted to her, but because I know how many foodstamps you can get with 8 kids.

TLC's lawyers will fuck Jon Gosselin so hard that Kate will pop out 9 & 10

As if there weren't enough people hating on the Jews, Jon Gosselin contemplates conversion to Judaism. First the Holocaust, now this. Haven't they suffered enough?

Kate Gosselin and her children are ready to move on with their lives. They will appear in the new tv series V,in an episode called V8 + Kate. 

do you think Kate would have noticed if one of the 8 had done this?

Looks like Jon Gosselin has another admirer: Octomom, Nadya Suleman. "I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin," the single mother of fourteen said.  ***MARLAR: Coming this Fall, "Jon & Nadya Plus 22." 

Octomom Natalie Suliman has a  crush on Jon Gosselin.They were reportedly huge Shoe hunting in Brentwood.

Holding back tears, Kate Gosselin said that her estranged husband, Jon, has cleaned out their joint bank account and left her and their eight children without enough money to survive.