Barack Obama will have a full plate when he takes office.  Not only does he have to fix the economy, he must also deal with the country's two major areas of conflict:  Iraq and the View.  

Barack Obama will have a full plate when he takes office.  Not only does he have to fix the economy, he must also deal with the country's two major areas of conflict:  Iraq and the View.  

We’ve got to have all options out there on the table because I’m ill and we’ve created 5 out of 4 jobs in the vodka distillers sector because the strategy in Iraq is what John wants to see if we are going to be successful in our quest to keep an eye on Russia throughout our great history. Why are you asking me these gotcha questions Gwinn? I have a gun and you look like a cute little moose.

My mom was telling me some of the people from my hometown are still very incensed about the election. One woman was fuming and said to my mother, “He’s (Barack Obama) is going to kill all the babies.” Killing all the babies would take a lot of time and energy. Plus don’t forget he has two beautiful children of his own. But this semi-middle American rant made me think of Barack Obama standing on the White House lawn with a fire and throwing a bunch of babies in. And then his wife saying, “Now this is the feast…..yum!” I don’t know. Dead babies are funny I suppose. Hey, I was reading a woman accidentally baked her kid because she put it in the oven and forgot about it. Sometimes you just need a cheap substitute for turkey. Hell if I know.

As a pro-choicer, I am in no way saying pro-lifers are dumb. Hell maybe I am. Because in the age of the needless Iraq conflict created by George W. Bush, our failing economy, and living children dying on the streets and being abused and uncared for they are thinking of the unborn. Who the hell cares about the unborn right now? If anything, the less kids you have the less money you will have to spend. So maybe focus on whats important. The needy wannabe person aka fetus with its issues may have to wait for next election. But of course they will be marching for life yet again as other more pressing issues take over the planet.

Personally I have always been pro-choice. I hate having a guy tell me what to do with my body. Hell I hate a man ordering me around in general. And these idiot right wingers go on and on about how an unborn child is innocent. Well an unborn child costs money as well. What if I do not have insurance let alone money to feed junior? Do you honestly want to have me bring it into the world? And then they say well adopt. That is an option too actually. I have several cousins that are adopted and are quite beautiful. But the whole thing is….is it easy to give away something you fed for nine months. Oh choices. Thank God for Roe v. Wade.

I will say this. I am writing my one woman show again. It is about my Superfoxiness. Perhaps I will talk about dead babies and how tasty they are in there….yum! Now onto more pressing issues. Love April

Bush will reduce troops by 8000.  He said after we lose 8000 more troops in battle, he will not replace them.

President Bush in an old sweatshirt and jeans was seen today directing a team from a moving company. Already boxed were over 100,000 momentos from his eight years in office.

In an off-the-cuff comment to a White House reporter he yelled out, "The only thing goin' in my car is a great model of that fighter jet I landed on the USS Abraham Lincoln. Remember...when I ended the Iraq War in 2003? What? It's not over?"