I can't say for sure there were any voting irregularites but Ahmadinejad got the gay and Jewish vote.

Former President George Bush was visited by Katie Couric today at his ranch in Crawford Texas . " Mr. President , what do you think of the recent flap over President Obama's racial comments regarding Professor Gates and the Cambridge Police  Dept. , his failed attempt at health care reform , the rising unemployment rate , the increase in home foreclosures and personal bankruptcies , the wasted taxpayer bailout money that went to G.M. , his inability to get the Iranians and North Koreans to stop building nuclear weapons , and the continued downward spiral the U.S. economy seems to be heading in ? "  Bush replied by singing  " Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay , My, oh my, what a  Stupidly wonderful day ! "

Iranian scientists have been closely studying Sandra Bullock films.They claim she knows exactly how to make huge bombs. 

   During the fifties, one's right to remain silent was often unofficially supported.

   Rather than the regimented presentation of a Miranda Warning,  typical cops of that time would often informally advise their suspects: "Shut the fuck up!" 

not building a centrifuge to make a nuclear bomb.

The bad news: They are building a Starbucks.

Iran has agreed to start outsourcing its uranium to other countries for enriching purposes. So it seems David Letterman’s intern is now extorting Iran.

The top news yesterday was the finding that Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may be Jewish.

I guess this means that the anti-Christ is a Jew after all. 

After Iran secretly built another nuclear plant, President Obama was roundly criticized for being too soft on Iran. Obama refuted those claims citinng an upcoming beer summit with Iraian leaders featuring a rendition of Kumbaya. 

The F.A.A. announced that the real reason  the Northwest flight went 150 miles out of the way before arriving at Minneapolis was that the entire flight crew was Iranian cab drivers.  

In November Nicolas Rapp says he will be quitting my job and heading out on one of the last true adventures left on earth: Driving around the world. He'll  spend about a year on the road, starting and finishing in New York. When he can't drive, he'll ship the car by boat, then fly to the next stop to pick it up. The route will be a tough one. He'll cross Central America, then head down South America to Buenos Aires. From there, he'll ship the car to South Africa, then drive north through Africa to Europe. He'll stop in Paris to get some paperwork done, then go east through Eastern Europe, Turkey, Iran, Pakistan, and India. He'll ship the car to Thailand, drive to Laos, Cambodia, Malaysia and Indonesia, and put the car on a final sailing home to the U.S.  ***MARLAR: Some husbands will do anything to get some quiet time away from their wives.