Miley Cyrus performed a suggestive pole dance atop an ice cream cart during last night's Teen Choice Awards. It was her answer to "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
..."Eat This, Not That" has listed the 3 unhealthiest ice cream treats in America as Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup, Baskin Robbins' Oreo Outrageous Sundae, and Cold Stone's Mango-Cocaine Delight.
During the
sweltering summer in Tokyo, Japan's Ice Cream Association was trying to get
publicity by introducing a number of non-traditional flavors. They included
soybean, kelp, strawberry and spinach, garlic, potato and lettuce, cactus,
seaweed, and perhaps oddest of all, horse meat-flavored ice cream.
***MARLAR: That Atkins diet has just destroyed all joy in life, hasn’t
it?
In Goshen,
Indiana, several motorists called to report a swerving vehicle. When
police arrived, the vehicle -- and ice cream truck -- was stopped and the
driver was selling ice cream to children, so the officer waited until Dennis D.
Cogburn started up again. The officer said he followed the van and pulled it
over after Cogburn failed to signal turns and swerved into the wrong lane.
Cogburn failed field sobriety tests and was arrested on a preliminary charge of
driving under the influence of alcohol. ***MARLAR: He immediately blamed
it on being overstocked with Rum Raisin.
THE RULES: Quarters will be 12 minutes long, or until the players "get tired". There will be a 45 second clock. Any shot hit from more than 10 feet out will be considered a 3 point play.
William Rudd, a 64-year-old retiree from Salem, has collected more than 1,500 prizes including food, gift certificates and other goodies under the state lottery's "Replay" program, which gives losing lottery tickets a second chance to win. Here's just a sampling of his haul: four bottles of maple syrup, 20 pizzas, 33 ice cream cones, 86 cinnamon buns, 92 steakhouse gift certificates, 161 chicken sandwiches, and 484 cups of coffee to wash it all down. Oh, yeah. And a one-month fitness club membership.***MARLAR: Well, the bible does say “the last will be first.”
a little boy walks into an ice cream bar dressed like a cowboy with two plastic guns in two plastic holsters, he walks up to the counter and asks the young lady behind it for two scoops of vinilla ice cream, she leans over the counter and asks if he would like chocolate syrup on that, the boy pulls out his plastic guns points them at the girl and says, "yeah gimme chocolate" she then asks if he wants nuts on that, he pulls out the guns and says "yeah gimme nuts" she asks if he wants his nuts crushed and he pulls out the guns and asks, "do you want your tits blown off???"
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