Hurricane Paloma reeked havoc through Cuba.  It even would have ripped doors off their hinges if the Cubans hadn't already done that to make rafts. 

Hurricane Paloma reeked havoc through Cuba.  It even would have ripped doors off their hinges if the Cubans hadn't already done that to make rafts. 

Desparate Housewives costar Felicity Huffman declared last week that Eva Longoria "is just fat-- not pregnant."  She also said, " only the U.S.  paper dollar is weak-- not the coin form," and " predicted Hurricane Gustav won't be that bad, people should just stay home."  Modern day Darwinists say those who listen to Felicity Huffman's ideas are not just "overzealous Desparate Housewife fans, but actually modern day examples of the survival of the fittest theory still hard at work. We hope she keeps talking!"

Delegates at the Republican convention made donations to help the victims of Hurricane Gustav.    Donations included money, blankets, diapers, and clothing.  Oh, I'm sorry, the money was for the hurricane victims; the blankets, diapers, and clothing were for Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter.

ABC’s Good Morning America on Tuesday aggressively pushed the story about how Sarah Palin’s teenaged daughter is pregnant….ABC’s David Wright suggested the McCain camp was trying to bury the “skeleton in the closet” by putting the news out as the hurricane hit…

A pregnancy is not a skeleton in the closet. It's a bun in the oven. If it were a Democratic candidate’s daughter, then it would be a skeleton in the closet, since that’s what would be left after the abortion. 

Hurricane Ike (Turner) is back and ready to smack around more bitches. 

Hurricane Gustav caused the cancellation of  speeches from several high proflie Republicans Monday.   Thank God--Gustav was enough hot air for one day. 

Former DNC chairman Don Fowler was secretly taped saying that the timing of Hurricane Gustav falling on the Republican convention "demonstrates that God's on our side."

But why would God be on the Democratic side? Because he hates America, fetuses, and God?

Tropical Storm Hanna is gaining steam and headed for the U.S.  The Weather Service said that if this hurricane becomes too much to endure, they'll give it the last name "Montana". 

The Superdome held up as Hurricane Gustav blew through.  Apparently the blowing winds were offset by the suck produced by the Saints.

Houston Texans owner Bob McNair has discussed the possibility of his team playing at Rice Stadium in the wake of Hurricane Ike. The only thing stopping McNair is the fear that the Texans will be the second best team in the stadium.